MY DAilY JOUrnEY

September 27, 2005

Warning, jokes, info and much more!!! :)

Joke: Warning
Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay
cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape
drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men.
This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere.
"Beer" is used by female predators to persuade hapless male victims
to go home with them.
Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these "beers" and
then ask him home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that
renders most men helpless. After several "beers," men will have sex
with even unattractive women. Often men awaken with only hazy
memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague
feeling that something bad happened.
Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life's
savings in a scam called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females
have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a
punishment called "marriage." Apparently, men are much more
susceptible
to this scam once "beer" is administered.
Forward this warning to every male you know.
And if you, or some man you know, have fallen victim to this
insidious "beer" and the predatory women who administer it, rest
assured: male support groups exist in every major city where you can
discuss the ugly
details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly
affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, look
in the Yellow Pages under "Golf Courses."


Story: One Flaw In Women

By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime.. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish." "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel. The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate." The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek."Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.""That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!""What's the tear for?" the angel asked.The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."And she is!Women have strengths that amaze men.They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.They smile when they want to scream.They sing when they want to cry.They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.They fight for what they believe in.They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.They go without so their family can have.They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.Women come in all shapes, sizes and colours.They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love.They have compassion and ideals.They give moral support to their family and friends.Women have vital things to say and everything to give.However, if there is one flaw in women - IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

INFO: Imagine
Imagine you're in London's Heathrow Airport (I said imagine). While you're waiting for your flight, you notice a kiosk selling shortbread cookies. You buy a box, put them in your traveling bag and then you patiently search for an available seat so you can sit down and enjoy your cookies.Finally you find a seat next to a gentleman. You reach down into your traveling bag and pull out your box of shortbread cookies. As you do so, you notice that the gentleman starts watching you intensely. He stares as you open the box and his eyes follow your hand as you pick up the cookie and bring it to your mouth. Just then he reaches over and takes one of your cookies from the box, and eats it! You're more than a little surprised at this. Actually, you're at a loss for words. Not only does he take one cookie, but he alternates with you. For every one cookie you take, he takes one. Now, what's your immediate impression of this guy? Crazy? Greedy? He's got some nerve?! Can you imagine the words you might use to describe this man to your associates back at the office? Meanwhile, you both continue eating the cookies until there's just one left. To your surprise, the man reaches over and takes it. But then he does something unexpected. He breaks it in half, and gives half to you. After he's finished with his half he gets up, and without a word, he leaves. You think to yourself, "Did this really happen?" You're left sitting there dumbfounded and still hungry. So you go back to the kiosk and buy another box of cookies. You then return to your seat and begin opening your new box of cookies when you glance down into your traveling bag. Sitting there in your bag is your original box of cookies-still unopened. Only then do you realize that when you reached down earlier, you had reached into the other man's bag, and grabbed his box of cookies by mistake. Now what do you think of the man? Generous? Tolerant? You've just experienced a profound paradigm shift. You're seeing things from a new point of view. Is it time to change your point of view? Now, think of this story as it relates to your life . Seeing things from a new point of view can be very enlightening. Think outside the box. Don't settle for the status quo. Be open to suggestions. Things may not be what they seem.

Info: 1 Question
Read this question, come up with an answer, and then look at the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man whom she did not know. She thought this man was amazing, the man of her dreams, so much so that she fell in love with him right there but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister. Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? (Give this some thought before you answer.) -------------------------------------------------------------------
-Answer: She was hoping that the man would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly good for you. If you got the answer correct then check your self in to the psychiatric
ward.


Info: are u happy where u are
A boat is docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. "Not very long," answered the Mexican. "But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the American. The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family. The American asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?" "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, play the guitar, and sing a few songs... I have a full life." The American interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard, and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat." "And after that?" asked the Mexican. "With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge new enterprise." "How long would that take?" asked the Mexican. "Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years," replied the American. "And after that?" "Afterwards? Well my Friend, That's when it gets really interesting," answered the American, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start selling stocks and make millions!" "Millions? Really? And after that?" said the Mexican. "After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings doing what you like and enjoying your friends." And the moral is: Know where you're going in life... you may already be there. And if you not there, then make the changes you need to get there!!


Hello all of you!!
Hope u enjoyed those as well as the pics…
The weather is still miserable …windy and overcast etc.
Well I am buzy but what is so unusual about that.
Only a couple more hours left before I go home ….Thank God
It is still so quiet here even though I am so buzy all I can hear is the wind and fingers on the keyboard. So whose gonna watch the movie “Red eye” ….I most definitely am.
My aunt is in the uk at the moment so she can be there when her daughter gives birth to her 2nd child. (The daughter is my cousin)
Gotta go now ….
Ill write tomorrow
Ciao
Silver

:P

September 26, 2005

Hello My friends

Hey all u people

I got a new dog ( Jack russel cross ). The weather is very overcast but not raining. Find stuff for all of you below:


Joke: Jabu grew up in Atteridgeville. Later he went to University where he became
a
Lawyer. But one day he came back to Atteridgeville. He wanted to start a law
practice in the place he had grown up (to give back to the community).

The 1st day in his brand-new offices (ekasi) he saw a man enter the place.
He
desperately wanted to make a BIG impression on his 1st client so he grabbed
the
office phone & started talking on it.....pretending there's someone on the
other
end!

'' No! Absolutely no! You tell those clowns that I won't settle this case
for
anything less than a million!''

Jabulani barked into the phone.'' Yes. The Constitutional Court has agreed
to
hear that case next week. I'll be handling the big argument and the other
members of my team will provide support!'' '' OK...Tell the State Prosecutor
that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details''

This call went on for about 5min!!!!! All the while, the man waited
patiently.
Eventually Jabulani, sure that he had given the impression that he was a
really
BIG SHOT, slammed down the phone & said to the guy: ''I'm sorry for the
delay,
but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?''
The man replied: '' I'm from Telkom; I've come to connect your office
telephone
line!''

Joke: HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION>Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?>>A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste>them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart>will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life >of>your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.>Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?>>A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies.. What does a cow eat? Hay and>corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an>efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? >Eat>chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable).>And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of>vegetable products.>>--------------------------------->>Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?>>A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that>means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the>goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!>>--------------------------------->>Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?>>A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If>you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.>>--------------------------------->>Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise>program?>>A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!>>--------------------------------->>Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?>>A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In>fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for>you?>>--------------------------------->>Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the>middle?>>A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should>only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.>>--------------------------------->>Q: Is chocolate bad for me?>>A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the>best feel-good food around!>>--------------------------------->>Q: Is swimming good for your figure?>>A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.>>--------------------------------->>Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?>>A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!>>--------------------------------->>Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about>food and diets.>>And remember: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention>of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to>skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body>thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

Well hope you enjoyed those..
Watched “Target” with Stephen Baldwin which was very good and full of action which is what I like anyway. Also Watched “Hockey Moms” this Weekend Was brilliant too. Have the story “Chocolat” I have forgotten who the author is but there is a movie based on the book of the same name with Johnny Depp.

Sorry I have written in a while have been a bit buzy.. as I guess you all have
Ill write more tomorrow
Ciao
Silver
:P

September 21, 2005

Drink Water, info and jokes

Joke: How to put the right person in the right Job?
Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the
right Job? If yes, try this simple experiment.
Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an
open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from
outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze
the situation:
If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks - PUT THEM IN
ACCOUNTS DEPT.
If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - PUT THEM IN
PLANNING.
If they are sleeping - PUT THEM IN SECURITY.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces - PUT THEM IN INFORMATION
TECHNOLOGY.
If they are sitting idle - PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.
If they are clinging onto the bricks - PUT THEM IN TREASURY.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has
moved - PUT THEM IN SALES.
If they have already left for the day - PUT THEM IN MARKETING.
If they are staring out of the window - PUT THEM IN STRATEGIC PLANNING
If they are pushing bricks like children- PUT THEM IN THE TRANSPORT
DEPT.
AND last but not least....
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved
-PUT THEM IN
TOP MANAGEMENT.

Joke: Celebration
We were sitting in a fine restaurant when my wife looks over at a nearby
table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
I said, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do
you know him?"
"Yes," she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that
since I left him forty five years ago."
I said, "That's remarkable. I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate
that long."
She hasn't spoken to me since.

Poem: ONE
One song can spark a moment,
One flower can wake the dream.
One tree can start a forest,
One bird can herald spring.


One smile begins a friendship,
One handclasp lifts a soul.
One star can guide a ship at sea,
One word can frame the goal
One vote can change a nation,
One sunbeam lights a room
One candle wipes out darkness,
One laugh will conquer gloom.
One step must start each journey.
One word must start each prayer.
One hope will raise our spirits,
One touch can show you care.


One voice can speak with wisdom,
One heart can know what's true,
One life can make a difference,
You see, it's up to you!
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;
Someone who changes your life
just by being part of it.
Someone who makes you laugh
until you can't stop;
Someone who makes you believe
that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you
that there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.
This is Forever Friendship.

Info: For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on> nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those> conflicting medical studies:> 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than> the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.> 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks> than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.> 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart> attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.> 4. The Italians drink large amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer> heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.> 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and> suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or> Canadians.> 6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of cabbage rolls and> suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or> Canadians.> CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.> Speaking English is apparently what kills you

Info: ABOUT DRINKING WATER The following will probably amaze and startle you. One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University study. Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day? Of course, too much water may have strange side effects (you’ll start floating lol :P)


Anyway hope u enjoyed those… Sun is still shining though it was raining last night and it was overcast yesterday.
Am very buzy today which is not unusual so that is why my blog has been short the lost couple of days.
Will Write tomorrow
Ciao
Silver

:P

September 19, 2005

"Tapdogs", Sibaya and hello!!!

Hey
The weather has been nice, sun is shining today also..which is good.
So I went to Sibaya to watch “Tapdogs” at the Izulu theatre it was absolutely amazing. The dancing was fabulous, lighting was wonderful and the sound was fantastic. There are six in the team. They are energetic, quite relaxed and they simply love to tap dance…You can see it written on the faces and I don’t think they could’ve chosen a better location than that one. Atmosphere there was so great.
There are waterfalls there and little bridges to cross them it is so beautiful. I could write forever about it. For more about Sibaya here’s the link:
http://www.suninternational.com/resorts/Sibaya/sibdefault.aspx?Mainframe=sibabout.aspx&menuframe=sibmainmenu.aspx%3fcmsMenu%3d1475&topframe=sibmaintop.aspx&picframe=sibbarabout.aspx

Anyway have a good day
Write more tomorrow
Ciao
Silver

:P

September 16, 2005

"Gladitor" and yeh its Friday at last!!!


This 1 I received by mail it was from my dear friend nadz.

------------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
* Ever been so drunk you blacked out: yes gunston sunday
* Missed school bcoz it was raining: Yes
* Been hurt emotionally: Yes
* Kept a secret from everyone: nothing major
* Had a crush on a teacher: nope old guys dont do it fo rme
* Been in love it made you cry: no not yet
* Ever thought an animated character was hot: No
* Had an imaginary friend: Nope
* Cried during a Movie: Plenty of times
* Been on stage: Yes
* Cut your hair : yes all the time
------------------FavORITES------------------
* Shampoo: kerastase
* Soap: like body wash,lux is fine
* Color: Pink
* Day/Night: Night
* Summer/Winter: Winter
* Fave cartoon character: Tweety
* Fave Food: Nandos
* Fave Movie: Too much to mention
* Fave Subject: geography i think
* Fave 'normal' Drink: Appletiser
* Fave Persons to talk to online: Hasina
----------------RIGHT NOW------------------
* Wearing: Brown skirt n shirt
* Hair: Usually in a pony
* I'm feeling: in a gewd mood
*Eating: Cheese roll
* Thinkin about: bloggs
* Listening to: students making noise
* Talkin 2: the cleaner
---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
* Cried: No
* Worn a skirt: yes
* Met someone New: No
* Cleaned your room: No
* Done laundry: No
* Drove a car: no
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN------------------
* Yourself: Ofcoz
* Your friends Yes
* Santa Claus: Nope
* Destiny/Fate: Yes
* Angels: Yes
* Ghosts: Yes
-----------------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
* Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No
* Like anyone? Maybe
* Who's the loudest? me:)
* Who's the shyest? angie
* Who's the weirdest: cups cusin happy
* Who do you go to for advice? My Friends
* Who do you cry to: Myself
* What is the best feeling in the world? Being luved
* Worst feeling? feeling shitty after a weekend of partying
* Who will respond to this email the fastest? dunno
* Who did you send this to who won't replY? dunno
This is how I responded:
------------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------ * Ever been so drunk you blacked out: not yet
* Missed school bcoz it was raining: nah* Been hurt emotionally: Yes* Kept a secret from everyone: nothing major * Had a crush on a teacher: nope old guys dont do it fo rme* Been in love it made you cry: no not yet* Ever thought an animated character was hot: No* Had an imaginary friend: Nope * Cried during a Movie: Plenty of times * Been on stage: Yes* Cut your hair : yes all the time ------------------FavORITES------------------ * Shampoo: body on tap
* Soap: lux is fine* Color: blue/purple* Day/Night: Night * Summer/Winter: Winter* Fave cartoon character: jerry* Fave Food: Nandos* Fave Movie: Way Too much to mention * Fave Subject: genetics* Fave 'normal' Drink: sprite* Fave Persons to talk to online: sweet poision ----------------RIGHT NOW------------------ * Wearing: charchoal pant purple shirt
* Hair: Usually short
* I'm feeling: ok
*Eating: nutting
* Thinkin about: how i locked the keys in the car* Listening to: computer buzzing birds chirping* Talkin 2: nobody ---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------ * Cried: No * Worn a skirt: yes* Met someone New: No* Cleaned your room: No * Done laundry: No * Drove a car: yes

---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN------------------ * Yourself: sometimes
* Your friends Yes * Santa Claus: Nope * Destiny/Fate: Yes * Angels: Yes* Ghosts: no
-----------------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------ * Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No * Like anyone? Maybe* Who's the loudest? nadz/charls* Who's the shyest? me* Who's the weirdest: ??* Who do you go to for advice? My Friends / my aunts/family* Who do you cry to: any1 who'll listen lol* What is the best feeling in the world? Being luved/been happy* Worst feeling? having a kuk day and it only gets worse from there
* Who will respond to this email the fastest? dunno* Who did you send this to who won't replY? dunno

This is from another friend in the uk
------------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------ * Ever been so drunk you blacked out: not yet
* Missed school bcoz it was raining: hhmmm, cant remember, probably
* Been hurt emotionally: Yes* Kept a secret from everyone: yes* Had a crush on a teacher: nope old guys dont do it for me* Been in love it made you cry: yes...unfort * Ever thought an animated character was hot: No* Had an imaginary friend: Nope * Cried during a Movie: Plenty of times * Been on stage: Yes* Cut your hair : yes all the time-----------------FavORITES------------------ * Shampoo: pantene
* Soap: lux* Color: blue* Day/Night: day * Summer/Winter: Winter* Fave cartoon character: tweety* Fave Food: Harvester (UK)* Fave Movie: Way Too much to mention * Fave Subject: Food Tech* Fave 'normal' Drink: sprite* Fave Persons to talk to online: julia ----------------RIGHT NOW------------------ * Wearing: jean & white shirt
* Hair: tied up
* I'm feeling: gr8
* Eating: yoghurt
* Thinkin about: the miserable weather...* Listening to: radio* Talkin 2: nobody
---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------ * Cried: No * Worn a skirt:& yes* Met someone New: yes* Cleaned your room: No * Done laundry: yes* Drove a car: yes ---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN------------------ * Yourself: yes
* Your friends Yes * Santa Claus: Nope * Destiny/Fate: Yes * Angels: Yes* Ghosts: no
-----------------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------ * Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No * Like anyone? Maybe* Who's the loudest? charl!!!* Who's the shyest? me* Who's the weirdest: charl* Who do you go to for advice? myself...lol* Who do you cry to: myself...lol
* What is the best feeling in the world? Being luved/been happy* Worst feeling? having a s*** day and it only gets worse from there
* Who will respond to this email the fastest? dunno* Who did you send this to who won't replY? dunno

Anyway last night I watched “The Gladiator” with Russell Crowe. It was very good movie and has a very good portrayal of how Rome was in those times. Which was plenty battles, blood thirsty men seeking revenge and power. They also portrayed the barbarians of Germania extremely well. I also watched how the did the special effects etc of the movie “Troy” (Eric Bana, Diane Kruger, Orlando Bloom and Sean Bean) and I completely say those people are damn clever with the sound, lighting and venues etc. This weekend I’m going to go and see “Tapdogs” coz they are here in Dbn (SA). That should be cool. :)
The weather is absolutely beautiful which is good. I am glad that we are blessed with such beautiful weather here in SA I mean compared to those people that are having hurricanes, tornados and floods. I am reading “The vets” by Stephen Leather I think I have made it my personal mission to read all his books lol . :)
Anyway Enjoy ur weekend and behave don’t get up to too much mischief.
I’ll write on Monday and tell u all how the “Tapdogs” were, I promise.
God Bless u all
Ciao
Silver

:P

September 14, 2005

Thought you would enjoy these


Soaps....

Joke: How to pick a wife.....
A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry. He
decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of R 5,000
and
watches to see what they do with the money
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, new make up, and buys several new outfits and
dresses up
very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be
more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new
set of Golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
expensive
clothes. As She presents these gifts, she tells him that she has Spent
all the money On him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times The R 5,000. She gives him back his R 5000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for
their
future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
the money he'd given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know. :)

Joke: Life Explained
On the first day, God created the dog and said:"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark atanyone who comes in or walks past.? For this, I willgive you a life span of twenty years." The dog said:"That's a long time to be barking.? How about onlyten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed._______________________________On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."The monkey said:"Monkey tricks for twenty years?? That's a prettylong time to perform.? How about I give you back tenlike the Dog did?" And God agreed.______________________________On the third day, God created the cow and said:"You must go into the field with the farmer all daylong and suffer under the sun, have calves and givemilk to support the farmer's family.? For this, I willgive you a life span of sixty years."The cow said:"That's kind of a tough life you want me to livefor sixty years.? How about twenty and I'll give backthe other forty?"And God agreed again._______________________________________On the fourth day, God created man and said:"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy? your life.? Forthis, I'll give you twenty years."But man said:"Only twenty years?? Could you possibly give me mytwenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten themonkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; thatmakes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."_________________________________So that is why the first twenty years we eat,sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.? For the next fortyyears we slave in the sun to support our family.? Forthe next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertainthe grandchildren.? And for the last ten years we siton the front porch and bark at everyone.Life has now been explained to you.

Hello all,
How r u, hope u all good and happy. Bit windy to today but at least the sun is shining yesterday it was raining all day.
Have been reading Ruth Rendell’s Collected Short Stories which are quite good. The ones who usually read her books would definitely enjoy it. Can you believe the soap’s these days they are so completely complicated. For instance in “Days of our lives” Brandon who loves Sammie sleeps with Lexie it just doesn’t make any sense. “Bold & Beautiful’s” Brook is ridiculous. She should choose who she wants and bloody well stay with him not float around from man to man it’s completely and utterly sickening.
Well then there’s “Passions” with the whole Ethan, Gwen and Theresa saga can drive a person nuts. As well as Simone, Chad and Whitney Story.
Not to mention Luis, Sheridan and Hank they all are sick,
But we love them I just don’t know y.

Gotta Go now
Cheers
Silver

:P

September 12, 2005

Info, Websites and movies!!

Hey all,

Watched loads of movies this weekend….. 1st of all on Friday we watched “The Island” with Ewan McGregor and Scarlet Johansen. It was very good and made you think ….a lot. Then Saturday we watched “Pursued” with Gil Bellows & Christian Slater which was loads of action. Then we watched “Flight of the Phoenix” with Dennis Quaid, Miranda Otto and Jared Padelecki. Which was about an aeroplane that crashed in the desert and so they built a new one from the old one. Then on Sunday I watched “Nowhere to run” with Jean Claude Van Damme and Kierien Culkin which was cool. With Jean and his Martial arts always looks like he is dancing some secret dance but never the less very, very good.

Wow so hot today and no aircon and im feeling just a bit nauseous because of the heat. 4 all those Keanu Reeves Fans out there here’s website for you
www.keanu-reeves.net or http://www.keanusites.biz/ (enjoy). Well this weekend I did a bit of gardening which usually is not my thing and yes I did surprise myself it was alrite but I warned my mother that I wouldn’t be doing it again any tym soon. I also did some housework but other than that I just read, slept, made some more jewellery, shopping and ate (duh).

Here’s some stuff for you:
Info: The next time you feel like GOD can't use you, just remember...>Noah was a drunk>Abraham was too old>Isaac was a daydreamer>Jacob was a liar>Leah was ugly>Joseph was abused>Moses had a stuttering problem>Gideon was afraid>Samson had long hair and was a womanizer>Rahab was a prostitute>Jeremiah and Timothy were too young>David had an affair and was a murderer>Elijah was suicidal>Isaiah preached naked>Jonah ran from God>Naomi was a widow>Job went bankrupt>John the Baptist ate bugs>Peter denied Christ>The Disciples fell asleep while praying>Martha worried about everything>Mary Magdalene was, well you know>The Samaritan woman was divorced, more than once>Zaccheus was too small>Paul was too religious>Timothy had an ulcer... AND>Lazarus was dead!>....No more excuses now.>God can use you to your full potential.>Besides you aren't the message, you are just the messenger

Info: Actual Out of the office E-mail Messages
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged ?5.99 for the first ten words and ?1.99 for each additional word in your message.
5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
7. I've run away to join a different circus.
AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:
8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.. When I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'.

Have a good Week….Well at least let it be betta than last week.
Behave now c…
I’ll Write tomorrow
Ciao
Silver
:P

September 09, 2005

Tapdogs, Info and weekend is here yeh!!!

Info: It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goesIT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes ~~HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked!!!!! YES 2. Bring food and beer

Info: Things guys should know about girls: 1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. 2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. 3. Don't say you understand when you don't. 4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest! 5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like. 6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook. 7. Don't you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don't. 8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships. 9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big. 10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us. 11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. 12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes. 13. If you did something wrong, or even if you didn't, apologize. 14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it. 15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. 16. We are DrAmA queens. 17. Fashion police do exist. 18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it. 19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about. 20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times. 21.eWe don't shave our legs everyday so get over it. 22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out. 23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. 24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. 25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers) 26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets. 27. We are beautiful at all times. 28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't. 29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it. 30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.

Hey all you people,

Today is Friday and don’t u forget. It’s a bit windy but the sun is beautiful and warm.
So whose going to watch the “Tapdogs”? I watched a movie the 1 day which is called “Bootmen” which was really quite excellent with all the drama, romance, action and tap dance. Which I suppose what “Tapdogs” will be like you know using different sounds to highlight there dance steps. Here’s there web address
www.tapdogs.co.uk.
I am hoping to see it maybe in September (the cost is R170 in case you wanted to know) check out
www.computicket.com for more info on the “Tapdogs” if you are interested.
Watched “The Replacement Kid” which also excellent with Keanu Reeves as the quarter back and leader to the team and Gene Hackman as the coach. Behave yourselves this weekend try not to get into too much trouble. Have a cool day.


Well enjoy the Weekend
See u all on Monday
Ciao
Silver

:P

September 07, 2005

70th Blog, Raining and Jokes once again!!!

Hello all
WOW this is my 70th blog already I am so amazed. It seems like such a short time ago that I applied for 1. It is Raining & Windy here once again some interesting reading for you below:

Letter: This is a letter sent to a Bank in the US. The Bank thought it amusing enough to publish in the New York Times.
Dear Sir,I am writing to thank you for bouncing the cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the cheque, and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire salary, an arrangement which, I admit, has only been in place seven or eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account with $50 by way of penalty for the inconvenience I caused to your bank.
My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to re-think my errant financial ways. You have set me on the path of fiscal righteousness. No more will our relationship be blighted by these unpleasant incidents, for I am restructuring my affairs in 1999, taking as my model the procedures, attitudes and conduct of your very bank.

I can think of no greater compliment, and I know you will be excited and proud to hear it. To this end, please be advised about the following changes: First, I have noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you I am confronted by the impersonal, ever-changing, pre-recorded, faceless entity, which your bank has become. From now on I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh and blood person. My mortgage and loan repayments will, therefore and hereafter, no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by cheque, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee of your branch, whom you must nominate. You will be aware that it is an offence under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact Status, which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but inorder that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Justice of the Peace, and that themandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in all dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modelled it on the number of button presses required to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Let me level the playing field even further by introducing you to my new telephone system, which you will notice, is very much like yours.My Authorised Contact at your bank, the only person with whom I will have any dealings, may call me at any time and will be answered by an automated voice. By pressing Buttons on the phone, he/she will be guided through an extensive set of menus:
1. To make an appointment to see
2. To query a missing repayment
3. To make a general complaint or inquiry
4. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there; Extension of living room to be communicated at the time the call is received;
5. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping. Extension of bedroom to be communicated at the time the call is received;
6. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature. Extension of toilet to be communicated at the time the call is received.
7. To transfer the call to my mobile phone in case I am not at home.
8. To leave a message on my computer: To leave a message a password to access my computer is required. Password will be communicated at a later date to the contact.
9. To return to the main menu and listen carefully to options 1 through to 9.
10. The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. While this may on occasion involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration. This month I've chosen a refrain from The Best Of Woody Guthrie:......."Oh, the banks are made of marble With a guard at every door And the vaults are filled with silver that the miners sweated for". After twenty minutes of that, our mutual contact will probably know it off by heart.
On a more serious note, we come to the matter of cost. As your bank has often pointed out, the ongoing drive for greater efficiency comes at a cost which you have always been quick to pass on to me. Let me repay your kindness by passing some costs back. First, there is the matter of advertising material you send me. This I will read for a fee of $20 per page.Enquiries from your nominated contact will be billed at $5 per minute of my time spent in response. Any debits to my account, as, for example, in the matter of the penalty for the dishonoured cheque, will be passed back to you. My new phone service runs at 75 cents a minute (even Woody Guthrie doesn't come for free), so you would be well advised to keep your inquiries brief and to the point. Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement. May I wish you a happy, if ever-so-slightly less prosperous, New Year.Your humble client.

Joke: Tickle me Elmo>There is a factory in America which makes the "Tickle Me Elmo" toys. The >toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.>A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory, and she reports for >her first day promptly at 0800. The next day at 0845 there is a knock at >the Personnel Manager's door.>The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant >about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow, and the >whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind >schedule.>The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two >men march down to the factory floor. When they get there, the line is so >backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and >they're really beginning to pile up.>At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of >Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of >small marbles.>The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it >around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between >Elmo's legs.>The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.>After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches >the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight >face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday. >Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles!!!!!


Joke: MOM - JOB DESCRIPTION
POSITION :
Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Ma
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an,
often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent
communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable
hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour
shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to
primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments
in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier
duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least
temporarily, until someone needsa couple of bucks . Must be willing to
bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a
pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in
case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just
crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges,
such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck
zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate
production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and
organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.
Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the
next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million
cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for
the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete
accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also
include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT &PROMOTION:
Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years,
without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so
that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a
continually exhausting basis.
WAGES AND COMPENSATION:
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon
payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college
will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give
them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme
is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS:
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition
reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this
job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs
for life if you play your cards right.

Hope you enjoyed those I thought they were pretty good anyway.
Watched “Broken Arrow” again must have been the hundredth time well it seems like it anyway…. u know the 1 with Christian Slater and John Travolta. Anyway it’s very good and has plenty of action and about a Major stealing the Nuclear warheads from the stealth while they were flying.
The captain gets them back though he has to go through a lot of trouble to get them back with the help of “Terry Carmichael”(Forgotten her real name- given you her character’s name though).
Well must go got a lot to do and must put this on the blog before the power goes of again. Having loads of power failures these days must be the weather.
Ciao 4 now
Silver
:P

September 06, 2005

Questionaire, jokes and inner peace

Hey all u wonderful people!!
Raining today! Info for you:

Personal Info: Questionnaire

Number 1 person u miss that is dead and y?
Dogs or cats?
Colour?
Number?
Type of Food?
Franchise?
Drink (non-Alcoholic)?
Drink(Alcoholic)?
Round Rolls or long rolls?
Best Friend?
Favourite Day?
Favourite Holiday?
Night/Day?
Favourite Programme?
Movie?
Soap?
Book?
Flower?
Tree?
Candles/incense?
Bath/Shower?
Skirts/pants?
Type of Ice cream?
Duvet/Quilt?
Favourite Song?
Radio Station?
Fav actress?
Fav Actor?
Car?
Lake/Ocean/River?


Answers!
1 A family friend of ours that was like a father to my mother and a grandfather to my sister and I. I miss him hectically and he has only been dead a year.
2 Cats of Coz
3 Purple/silver
4 3/7
5 Italian
6 Nandos
7 Sprite
8 archers aqua
9 round rolls
10 Nadz
11 Saturday
12 Christmas/new year
13 night
14 any action programme “smallville”, “FBE Sue Thomas”, “Tru Calling” and “Judging Amy” etc
15 Action Movies “the Patriot”, “LOTR”, “MI:2”, “braveheart” and “lethal weapon” etc
16 lux
17 LOTR, Michael ridpath, daniele steel, brad meltzer and Francine rivers
18 tiger lily/iris
19 christmas tree
20 both
21 shower
22 pants
23 bubblegum/chocchip mint
24 Both
25 when love and hate collides –def leopard
26 5fm of coz
27 cate blanchett and liv tyler
28 I have so many but I ll list some keaunu reeves, mel Gibson, Johnny depp, Christian slater, orlando bloom, viggo mortensen, george/geoff stults and casper van dien
29 Kia /Chrysler / audi quarto
30 lake /ocean

Info: Why Women Love Men
They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder
that's perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep.
They're at peace with their bodies, except for maybe
some minor anxiety over height, weight, and baldness.
They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even when
we're not.
They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall.
Chest hair, forearm hair and the feel of a newly
shaved cheek.
Bravery around snakes, waterbugs, bats and
flat tires.
Their unapologetic lust for a nice hunk of beef
or chocolate cake.
Their ability to solve problems simply by throwing
a ball around.
The glimpse you get, when they wear their baseball
cap backward of their inner Little Leaguer.
How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom
they do it.
What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for
in action.
They make excellent companions when driving through
rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys.
They really love their moms. They remind us of our dads.
They don't mind accompanying a woman to a party even
though she looks like a movie star and they look like
the chauffeur.
Their near-endless appetite for discussing the ins and
outs of work and money - ours as well as theirs.
Their genuine ardor for tinkering with toilets, changing
oil and assembling gas grills - jobs any intelligent
woman can do but would be nuts to volunteer for.
They never care what their horoscope, their mother-
in-law, nor the neighbors say.
They rarely lie about their age, their weight, or their clothing size.
How awestruck they are in the face of a homemade
cookie.
How great their hands look holding ours.
Their face is a treasure to behold when they give us
a present they picked out.
Their ignorance is usually amusing.
They have a great sense of competition.
They give great hugs, ( and always melt our hearts
when a sweet "I love you Princess" is added)
Though they often try to hide it, they're very
tender hearted and caring.
They have an uncanny ability to look deeply into
our eyes and connect with our heart, even when
we don't want them to.
They don't care whether colors match, but are willing to be concerned if
we want them to be.
They can be taught.
They give us a peek at the little boy inside when they get sick or happy
or hurt.

Joke: 5-POINT DARES For the office

At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
Walk into a very busy person’s office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as “Dave”.
Announce to everyone in a meeting that you “really have to go do a number two”.
When you’ve picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake conversation with the words, ‘’she can abort it for all I care'’.
After every sentence, say ‘Mon’ in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: “The report’s on your desk, Mon.” Keep this up for one hour.
In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, “Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!”
At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, “As God is my witness, I’ll never go hungry again!”
Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: “Do you hear that?” “What?” “Never mind, it’s gone now.”
Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist.
During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
Sign or p.p. all letters with your initials and a Hello Kitty.
Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, “I’ll see you tonight”.

DR PHIL'S INNER PEACE

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Port, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a packet of Tim Tams, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Sao's and a box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how good I feel. Please pass this on to those others you feel are in need of inner peace.


Anyway hope you found the above info interesting
Buzy today as u can c becoz im not actually writing much
Sowwy
Write more tommorow
Ciao
Silver:P

September 05, 2005

Spring is here!!!!!!!!

Hello,

Well this weekend was a busy 1 went to go and see “Wedding Crashers” –( with Owen Wilson) was very funny and good. Also saw on tv /video “premonition”-(with Casper van dien) and “the Elite”- (with Steven Williams, wolf larson etc) both of these were full of action and also very good. Went shopping although just bought fruit, vegetables and food. I am very into jewellery making with beads, so I have made a couple of chains this weekend for my mom and I. You should see my room it is full of beads in different shapes and colours, but my mom says im quite creative with it so that’s cool rite.

So if you guys got any information of Jmirc (on Cellphones) please leave comments or e-mail me (MANY THANKS FOR THAT IF YOU DO)
It is quite overcast today but the whole weekend it has been hot and the sun has been shining down like hectically. Somehow I managed to pull a muscle in my back and don’t ask me how!!! and now it is aching as I lean over this computer doing my work once again. Well who can believe it winter is finished and spring has started maybe that’s why the weather has turned so funny.
Sorry no jokes today!
Well enjoy the day …..What’s left of it!
I’ll write tomorrow
Ciao
Silver
:p


September 02, 2005

Friday, Links and Sun is Shining :P

Hello all,

The weekend is here finally…We all jumping for joy and such nice weather 2. Every bone and muscle aches in my neck, back and shoulders from typing and leaning over a computer screen.
Reading new book now called “Mysterious Boarder” of the Dawson’s creek Mystery books more info for “Dawson’s Creek” on
www.dawsonscreek.com which will have a lot of information about the program and the characters.
Also “ElizabethTown” is been released onto the cinema on October 14th.I have already given you that website before. I have been reading a few other people’s blogs I thought you would enjoy them to so here are the links:
www.lostlush.blogspot.com
www.juicyfruiter.blogspot.com
www.nortynadz.blogspot.com
You can check them out when you have a chance…
Only a few more hours before I go home for the weekend, Thank God then I can rest.

Anyway a short blog today so that you can rest this weekend.
Enjoy!!
Ciao
Silver

:P

September 01, 2005

Serious Poem And it's Overcast today!

Hey
I don’t have much to say today though I thought I would let you think about this poem and where you are destined…
By the way the poems, jokes and stories are not written by me. I see them and think that you would enjoy them and so I paste them into my blog.

Poem: MOST POWERFUL Message I EVER Saw
I had on new clothes,
New sneakers on my feet.
I was there for class on time,
Went to the back and took my seat.
Yeah, I'm moving up,
I'm already grown.
Soon I'll be graduating,
And out on my own..
I talked to some of my friends,
We were all having fun.
Said some things I shouldn't have said.
Did stuff I shouldn't have done.
I knew I was different..
I felt God touch my heart,
I knew I should set a standard,
But then I'd be set apart.
Walking to the bus, I was not looking for strength.
I heard the car tires screeching,
But now it's too late.
I'm standing in this room,
And I can see the heavenly gate..
Oh no! I never prayed.
I thought I had time to get it straight!
An angel walked to me,
He had a book in his hand.
I knew it was the Book of Life,
When would this dream end?
I told him my name,
And he began to look.
Then he looked at me sadly and said,
Your name is not in this book.
Angel, this is a dream,
No, I can't be dead!
He closed the book and turned away,
He whispered - You cannot
proceed ahead.
No...no this can't be real,
Angel, you can't turn me ! away.
Let me talk to God,
Maybe he'll let me stay.
He led me to the gate,
Jesus came to me.
He did not let me in but said,
Beloved what is your need?
Jesus, I cried, please,
Don't cast me away from you.
Tears ran down his face as he said,
You knew what you needed to do.
Lord, please I'm young,
I never thought I would die..I thought I'd have plenty of time, Death caught me by surprise.
Lord, I went to church,
Please Jesus, I believe.
He said you would not accept me,
My love you would not receive.
Lord, there were too many
hypocrites. They weren't being true.
He took a step back and asked,
What does that have to do with you?
Lord, my family claimed to be
saved, They weren't real. You know.
He said, I died for you,
Now I have to go.
I fell to my knees crying to Him,
Lord, I planned to be real tomorrow.
I couldn't make Him understand,
I had never felt such sorrow.
Then it hit me hard, I said,
Lord, where will I go?
He looked into my eyes and said,
My child you already know.
Please Jesus, I begged,
The place is so hot.
It seemed to trouble and grieve him,
He whispered, DEPART FROM ME,
I KNOW YOU NOT.
Lord, you're supposed to be love,
How can you send me to damnation?
He replied, With your mouth you said you loved me,
But each day you rejected my salvation.
With that in an instant,
Day turned into night.
I never knew such torture could be,
Now too late,
I know the Bible is right.
If I can tell you anything,
Hell has no age.
It is a place of torture,
Separated from God !
and full of rage.
You know, I thought it was funny, a joke,
But this one thing is true.
If you never accept Jesus Christ,
HELL IS WAITING FOR YOU!
So please, ask Him into your heart.
Please tell everyone about whom you care about..
((which should be everybody))

IF YOU WOULD STAND UP FOR JESUS CHRIST,TELL THEM!!

Enjoy the rest of your day and seriously think about this poem.
Cheers for now
Silver

:P