My 90th Blog!!! :)

Hello my readers,

How ru all ?? Hope you are as fine as I am….
Can you believe it my 90th post, Wow!!!!!
This weather is driving me insane you know in the morning I was practically sweating my guts out and now its gone cool and overcast and you never know what to wear. Have been buzy today that’s why I am doing this like so late (sowwy). It is so silent here even though everyone is running around like lunatics but all I hear is the aircon buzzing, me typing and people speaking on the phone. In case you were wondering how my animals they are all fine though my youngest puppy is way to active.
For movies I watched “Deep end of the Ocean” & “East is East” they were both very good and kept you glued to the screen.
Read “The Perfect husband” by Lisa Gardiner wow, what a good book I couldn’t really put it down even if I wanted to. I read the whole book in 2 days.
My sister’s Bday on the 5th of November can you imagine having your bday on Guyfawks day (It always rains that I can guarantee). She’ll be 20 wow just couple years ago she was 15 and now she is 20. It’s so unbelievable, that time goes so fast.
Anyway I must go but…

I’ll Write again soon….I promise!!!
Remember to have a good day and 2 behave yourselves.
Ciao
Silver
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Hi all

Hello my readers,

How ru all ?? Hope you are as fine as I am….

Just a short note today, coz I have been pretty hectic…
Did watch “minority report” last nite with tom cruise. It was an action movie but it was far to scientific for me. It took place in year 2054 and that’s like a long time from now. It is very windy here this season, even though the sun may be out it is still a bit chilly. It looks like it mite rain too.
I bought a dvd (National Treasure) for my sister for her bday she will be so happy with it because she loved that movie. Well I have 2 hours left of work and then I want to go get the rest of my sister’s bday presents because her bday is coming pretty soon now. Well my sister in case I haven’t told you works in a pet parlour and some nights does dog training (so if any of you in SA know of any jobs available for that or if you have any other information on it please contact me). She also loves to horse ride and take our dogs for walks.
Lol this is starting to sound like a cv for my sister lol. Anyway all of you have a good weekend and ill write on Monday

I’ll Write again soon….I promise!!!
Remember to have a good day and 2 behave yourselves.
Ciao
Silver
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Lostlush-Iris, Jokes and hello

Hello my readers,
How ru all ?? Hope you are as fine as I am….

E-e-i-i-s-s-s-h-h: SA JOKE
One day Sipho was enjoying the sun at the beach in South Africa. A lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Sipho answered, "No, I am Sipho." Another guy came and asked him the same question.Sipho answered, "No! No! Me Sipho!"A third one came and asked him the same question again.Sipho was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw a certain guy soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"This guy was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."Sipho slapped him in his face and said, "Hey wena... Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!!!"

LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHEQUE: Joke
Today is my baby girl's 18th birthday.I be so glad that this be my last child support payment!Month after month, year after year, all those payments!So I call my baby girl,LaKeesha, to come to my house & when she getsthere, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yomomma's house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin'from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yomama's face."So, my baby girl took the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hearwhat she says, and bout the 'spression on her face.Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'boutthat?"She told me to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" ... and watch the'spression on yo face.............

It is windy here and the weather has been throwing me for a couple of loops. I have busy but then again most people are. If not with work then with there hobbies or interests.
Iris (If u are reading this), you should really keep your comments open so that we can go through sadness and happiness with u. Congratulate and scold u know instead of blocking urself of. But your blogg is excellent well done!!
I wish I had u guts to tell everyone my life story like u are doing u are inspiration to me. You are so brave.


I’ll Write again soon….I promise!!!
Remember to have a good day and 2 behave yourselves.
Ciao
Silver
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Weather, stories etc and international rules 4 men :)

Hello my readers,

How ru all ?? Hope you are as fine as I am….
Read the Info/jokes /stories and enjoy!!!!

Joke: Life After Death
BOSS : "Sipho , Do you believe in life after Death?"
Sipho: "Ack-chewully , No Sir "
BOSS : "Why not ?
Sipho : "Well , basicully , there is no proof that it ack-chewully exists,
Sir
BOSS: "Well there is proof now.
Sipho : "Hai-bo ! Seri-ass ? "
BOSS : Yes absolutely , After you left early yesterday to go to your
brother's funeral, he came here looking for you."
Sipho: "Eeishh..."

Info: INTERNATIONAL RULES OF MANHOOD

> 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella, unless at
rugby, and your biltong is getting wet, then, for the eating period
only, it is permissible.

> 2. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:

> a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
> b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
> c. After wrecking your boss' car.
> d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
> e. When she is using her teeth.

> 3. Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed
and eaten by his mates.

> 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend
out of jail within 12 hours.

> 5. If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

> 6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is
forbidden. However you can Complain at will if the temperature is
unsuitable.

> 7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another
man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly
optional.

> 8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
weakest.

> 9. When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may
ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's
playing.

> 10. You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought
her to climax. If you intentionally trap her head under the covers for
the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your
girlfriend.

> 11. It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when you're
sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless
supermodel... and it's free.

> 12. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed
to kick another bloke in the nuts.

> 13. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

> 14. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

> 15. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see
anything.

> 16. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as
spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game (can explain offside
or LBW) and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

> 17. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.

> 18. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both - that's just greedy.

> 19. If you compliment a bloke on his six-pack, you'd better be talking
about his choice of beer.

> 20. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a mate of yours,
except if she's withholding S*x pending your response.

> 21. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:

> a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
> b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
> c. Another set and we can hit the showers!

> 22. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing:
i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other
situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you
need.

> 23. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer
than you are able to have S*x with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.
Hang up if necessary.

> 24. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"
have carnal 'drunken monkey S*x', the fact that you're feeling weird and
guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the
discussion about what a big mistake it was, occurs.

> 25.I t is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable
for her to drive yours.

> 26. Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, orange or
sky blue.

> 27. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets a Play
station II. End of story. >

> 28. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics. Ever.


Story: Am I A Fireman Yet?? HOW BIG OUR GOD ISStop telling God how big your storm is.Instead tell your storm how big your GOD is!In Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother stareddown at her 6 year old son, who was dying ofterminal leukaemia.Although her heart was filled with sadness,she also had a strong feeling of determination.Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up &fulfil all his dreams.Now that was no longer possible.The leukaemia would see to that. But she stillwanted her son's dream to come true.She took her son's hand and asked,"Billy, did you ever think about what you wantedto be once you grew up?Did you ever dream and wish what you would do withyour life?"Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when Igrew up."Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we canmake your wish come true."Later that day she went to her local firedepartment in Phoenix, Arizona,where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as bigas Phoenix.
She explained her son's final wish andasked if it might be possible to give her 6 yearold son a ride around the block on a fire engine.Fireman Bob said, "Look, we can do better thanthat. If you'll have your son ready at seven o'clockWednesday morning, we'll make him an honorary
fireman for the whole day.We can come down to the fire station, eat with us,go out on all the fire calls, the whole nine yards!
And if you'll give us his sizes, we'll get a real fire uniform
for him, with a real fire hat - not a toy --one-with the emblem of the Phoenix Fire Departmenton it, a yellow slicker like we wear and rubber boots.They're all manufactured right here in Phoenix, sowe can get them fast."
Three days later Fireman Bob picked up Billy,dressed him in his uniform and escorted him from
his hospital bed to the waitinghook and ladder truck.Billy got to sit on the back of the truck and helpsteer it back to the fire station.He was in heaven.There were three fire calls in Phoen ix that dayand Billy got to go out on all three calls.He rode in the different fire engines, theparamedic's van, and even the fire chief's car.He was also videotaped for the local news program.Having his dream come true,with all the Love and attention that was lavishedupon him, so deeply touched Billy,that he lived three months longer than any doctorthought possible.One night all of his vital signs began to dropdramatically and the head nurse, who believed
in the hospice concept - that no oneshould die alone, began to call the family
members to the hospital.Then she remembered the day Billy had spent as afireman, so she called the Fire Chief and asked if it wouldbe possible to send a fireman in uniform to the hospital
to be with Billy as he made his transition.The chief replied, "We can do better than that.We'll be there in five minutes. Will you please do me a favour?When you hear the sirens screaming and see thelights flashing, will you announce over the PA system,
that there is not a fire?It's the department coming to see one of its finestmembers one more time. And will you open the window to his room?About five minutes later a hook and ladder truck arrived at the hospital and extended its ladder up to
Billy's third floor open window--------16 fire-fighters climbed up the ladder into Billy'sroom.With his mother's permission, they hugged him and held him
and told him how much they LOVED him.With his dying breath,Billy looked up at the fire chief and said,"Chief, am I really a fireman now?""Billy, you are, and the Head Chief,Jesus, is holding your hand," the chief said.With those words, Billy smiled and said,"I know, He's been holding my hand all day, andthe angels have been singing.."He closed his eyes one last time.

Well my other news is that I watched “Transporter” was quite good but I think the sequel was better.
So what do you think of Idols SA. The top 8 now are performing now next Sunday in jhb due to Kesha been the one to leave on Monday.
I am now reading a book called “Mystic River” very good and the book makes you think a lot.
The weather has been doing a complete number on us. Has been quite windy the last couple days. You can actually hear the building squeaking and stretching u know and the wind blowing through the trees and shrubs is howling
Anyway must go but…
I’ll Write again soon….I promise!!!
Remember to have a good day and 2 behave yourselves.
Ciao
Silver
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Yeh!!! for Friday!!!! :)

My Hello my readers,

How ru all ?? Hope you are as fine as I am….
Read the Info/jokes /stories and enjoy!!!!

A guys Blonde joke
> A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE NOISES
COMING
> >FROM THE BEDROOM.
> >HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE
> >BED, SWEATING AND PANTING.
> >"WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS:
> >"I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK," CRIES THE WOMAN.
> >HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S DIALLING,
HIS
> >4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS
> >"DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO
CLOTHES
> >ON!"
> >THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO THE BEDROOM,
> >PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE WARDROBE DOOR.
> >SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWERING ON THE
> >CLOSET FLOOR.
> >"YOU ROTTEN SOD ," SAYS THE HUSBAND:
> >"MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED
SCARING
> >THE KIDS!"
> >
Well it’s Friday every1 can u believe it!! Well I can’t, lol…. Anyway the weather is up to tricks again this weekend. It is only the 14th of the month and I’m broke already …imagine. I have no other news except that my cousins’ husbands’ sister has a brain tumour. How terrible! Hope that she will be okay after the surgery. Well we pray that she will.
Must go got loads to do!

I’ll Write again soon….I promise!!!
Remember to have a good day and 2 behave yourselves.
Ciao
Silver
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12 October_hello!!!

My Hello my readers,
How ru all ?? Hope you are as fine as I am….
Read the Info/jokes /stories and enjoy!!!!
Sowwy I haven’t written in a long time.

Info: If your birthday is on ...... Scroll down to find out about your nature .....
December 23rd - January 1st Red
January 2nd - January 11th Orange
January 12th - January 24th Yellow
January 25th - February 3 Pink
February 4th - February 8th Blue
February 9th - February 18th Green
February 19th - February 28th Brown
March1st - Match 10th Aqua
March 11 - March 20th Lime
March 21 st Black
March 22 nd - March 31st Purple
April 1st - April 10th Navy
April 11th - April 20th Silver
April 21st - April 30th White
May 2nd - May 14th Blue
May 15th - May 24th Gold
May 25th - June 3rd Cream
June 4th - June13th Gray
June 14 - June 23rd Maroon
June 24th Gray
June 25 - July 4th Red
July 5th - July 14th Orange
July 15th - July 25 th Yellow
July 26th - August 4 th Pink
August 5th - August 13th Blue
August 14th - August 23rd Green
August 24 - September 2nd Brown
September 3rd - September12th Aqua
September 13th - September 22nd Lime
September 23rd Olive
September 24th - October 3rd Purple
October 4th - October 13th Nave
October 14th - October 23rd Silver
October 24 - November 11th White
November 12th - November 21st Gold
November 22nd - December1st Cream
December 2nd - December11th Gray
December 12th - December 21st Maroon
December 22nd Teal

RED Cute and lovable type, you are picky but always in love ...and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with people, nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel comfortable.
CREAMCompetitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out-going. You choose love carefully, and don't fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a long long time.
TEAL You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make stupid mistakes. You like to lead, and is easy for you to make new friends.
GREY You are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings, and express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good sense of humor.
GREEN You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person.
GOLD You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.
PINK You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale.
YELLOW You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic relationship.
MAROON You are intelligent, and know what's right. You like to take things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble or not thinking about other people's feelings. But you are patient when it comes to love... Once you get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love.
ORANGE You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.
PURPLE You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for person that's trustworthy.
LIME You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.
SILVER You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like "Hard to get". Your love life is normally hard and confusing.
WHITE You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought highly by others.
OLIVE You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and cheerful, but don't envy other people easily.
BROWN You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't get something, you give up and let go easily as well.
BLUE You have low self-esteem, and very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart.
NAVY You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, it's hard for you to forgive them.
AQUA Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily. Sometimes you get hurt by love.
BLACK You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.
ORANGE You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.

Test: Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one.You do not ever need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind.You'll be surprised. How much is:15 + 63
56+89
212 + 5375
2625 + 5 263
321+5
Calculations are hard work, but it's nearly over.. Come on, one more...
123 + 5
QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!Scroll further to the bottom...

You just thought about a red hammer, didn't you?If this is not your answer, you are among 2% of people who have a different, if not abnormal, mind.98% of the folks would answer a red hammer while doing this exercise.If you do not believe this, pass it around and you'll see.

Info: Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there...to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson or help figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be but you lock eyes with them, you know that very moment that they will affect your life in some profound way. And sometimes things happen to you at the time that may seem horrible, painful and unfair, but in reflection you realize that without overcoming those obstacles you would never realize your potential, strength, will power or heart.
Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of luck. Illness, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test limits of your soul. Without these small tests, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere safe and comfortable but dull and utterly pointless.The people you meet affect your life.
The successes and downfalls that you experience can create whom you are, and the bad experiences can be learned from. In fact they are probably the most poignant and important ones. If someone hurts you, betrays you or breaks your heart, forgive them because they have helped you learn about trust and the importance of being cautious to whom you open your heart. If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally, not only because they love you, but also because they are teaching you to love and open your heart and eyes to little things.
Make every day count. Appreciate everything that you possibly can, for you may never experience it again.
Talk to people whom you have never talked to before, and actually listen. Let yourself fall in love, break free and set your sights high. Hold you head up because you have every right to.Tell yourself you are a great individual and believe in yourself, for if you don't believe in yourself, no one else will believe in you. Create you own life and then go out and live it.

Love & Happiness -Story
Danny and Ally on phone:*

> >>Danny: hey, so how was your day?
> >>Ally: it was fine, how was yours?
> >>Danny: it was ok
> >>~akward silence~
> >>Danny: sooooo......
> >>Ally: *giggle* sooooo.....
> >>Danny: you doin anything tomarrow?
> >>Ally: nope, why?
> >>Danny: uhh, umm, maybe, uhh, idk, we can, hang out or somethin?
> >>Ally: *blushes* okay, what time?
> >>Danny: *big smile!* uhh, thatd be great, how about around 6:00pm or
> >>something?
> >>Ally: Alright! I'll meet you over at the park then...
> >>Danny: great then
> >>Ally: well i gotta go, but i'll see you tmrw?!
> >>Danny: ok, see u then....> >>-----next day------

> >> >>>Ally walks over to the park and see's Danny sitting on a bench waiting
> >>for her.<<< > >>Ally: hey, whats up?
> >>Danny: uhh nothin, im happy too see you
> >>Ally: *smiles* me
> >>too
> >>Danny: alright, how about we go take a walk
> >>Ally: okay
> >>----------------------------------------------------------------
> >>As they walk she grabs ahold of his hand, Danny *smiles* as they walk
> >>threw the park.
> >>----starts getting dark----
> >>Ally: brrr, its getting a little cold out
> >>Danny: wanna go sit on the grass
> >>Ally: sure
> >>Danny and Ally: (takes a seat near a tree while Danny holds Ally in his
> >>arms keeping her warm)
> >>Ally: thankyou, i feel much better now
> >>Danny: me too
> >>Ally: *giggles* why is that?
> >>Danny: cause im with you
> >>Ally: i happy with you too
> >>Danny: uhh, umm, ...nevermind
> >>Ally: no, what is it, you can tell me
> >>Danny: its just....
> >>Ally: ya???
> >>Danny: i feel different when im with you
> >>Ally: i do too...
> >>Danny: i mean, you make me wanna be with you
> >>for the rest of my life, iv never had anyone make me feel the way you make
> >>me feel...
> >>Ally: *blushes* i do too
>>Danny: i, i, lo.....
>>Ally: (leans over a kisses him)
> >>-a few moments into kiss-
> >>Danny: uhh *blushes*
> >>Ally: i love you too
> >>Danny: i love you and i always will
>>_Danny and Ally, boy holding girl as they look up at the stars_
> >>Danny and Ally fall asleep under the stars....
> >>***********************************************
> >>10 YEARS LATER
> >>Ally: WORKING AS A MAGAZINE EDITOR, 24 YEARS OLD
> >>Danny: WORKING AS A MEDICAL DOCTOR, 25 years old
> >>The two dated up untill prom night where Danny asked Ally too be his
> >>wife.....
> >>Ally Roberts is probley one of the happiest women on earth,
> >>Danny is probley the luckiest....

Indians_Info
1) They are late for work, and everything else,
EXCEPT when entry to the "club" is FREE before **11:00 PM**.

2) Wait for movies to premier at R10.00 a movie and
show up wearing , Calvin Klein underwear, Diesel Shoes, Levi
Constructed Jeans, a Guess top and a Timberland jacket. *

3) Consider "clubbing" as a monthly expense.

4) Have at least one relative with a wet look.

5) Have mothers who can use curse words and religion
ALL IN ONE SENTENCE. For example, "God give me strength 'cause I'm about
to knock the ______ out of this f*%$ ______ child!"

6) Have at least one relative that "almost went pro" playing soccer, pool, cricket, etc.

7) Will drive a Lexus, Land Cruiser, BMW or Jaguar and are STILL staying with their Mommies.

8) Will pull-in to a temple yard listening to 50Cents, Eminem or some
other Base bumping artist.

9) Will have on a new outfit every time you see them, but when you
ask them for the money they owe you they never have it.

10) Will think nothing of driving a R10 000 car with R20 000 wheels and a R30 000 sound system.

11) Will go to the beach on a Sunday, braai two chops and drink four
cases of beer without even noticing the water


Info -Eternal Question of LOVE . . .

1.To My Friends Who Are - SINGLE
Love is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes
you. But if you just let it fly, it will come to you when you least
expect
it. Love can make you happy but often it hurts, but love's only special
when you give it to someone who is really worth it. So take your time
and choose the best.

2.To My Friends Who Are - NOT SO SINGLE
Love isn't about becoming somebody else's "perfect person." It's about
finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be.


3.To My Friends Who Are - PLAYBOY/GIRL TYPE
Never say "I love you" if you don't care. Never talk about feelings if
they aren't there. Never touch a life if you mean to break a heart.
Never look in the eye when all you do is lie. The cruelest thing a guy
can do to a girl is to let her fall in love when he doesn't intend to
catch her fall and
it works both ways...


4.To My Friends Who Are - MARRIED
Love is not about "it's your fault", but "I'm sorry." Not "where are
you", but "I'm right here." Not "how could you", but "I understand." Not
"I wish you were", but "I'm thankful you are."


5.To My Friends Who Are - ENGAGED
The true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but
how good you are for each other.


6.To My Friends Who Are - HEARTBROKEN
Heartbreaks last as long as you want and cut as deep as you allow them
to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from
them .


7.To My Friends Who Are - NAIVE
How to be in love: Fall but don't stumble, be consistent but not too
persistent, share and never be unfair, understand and try not to demand,
and get hurt but never keep the pain.


8.To My Friends Who Are - POSSESSIVE
It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else
but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.


9.To My Friends Who Are - AFRAID TO CONFESS
Love hurts when you break up with someone. It hurts even more when
someone breaks up with you. But love hurts the most when the person you
Love has no idea how
you feel. . .


10.To My Friends Who Are - STILL HOLDING ON
A sad thing about life is when you meet someone and fall in love, only
to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and that you have
wasted years on someone who wasn't worth it. If he/she isn't worth it
now he's/She's not going to be worth it a year or 10 years from now. Let
go . . .


11.TO ALL MY FRIENDS . . .
My wish for you is a man/women whose love is honest, strong
,mature ,never-changing, uplifting, protective, encouraging,
rewarding and unselfish.

Joke: Parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround,> looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place inhis> sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus> is watching you."> He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, andfroze.> When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised> himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light onand> began> searching for more valuables.> Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,clear> as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you.">> Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,> looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the> corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.>> Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrotconfessed,> then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you.">> The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?">> "Moses," replied the bird.>> "Moses?" the burglar laughed.. "What kind of people would name a> bird Moses?">>> "The kind of peopl e that would name a Rottweiler Jesus." Said theparrot

Joke:Hotel
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service,
at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome.

Rules from God
Wake Up !! Decide to have a good day. "Today is the day the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it." Psalms 118:24

2. Dress Up !! The best way to dress up is to put on a smile. A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. "The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at outward appearance; but the Lord looks at the heart." I Samuel 16:7
3 Shut Up!! Say nice things and learn to listen. God gave us two ears and one mouth, so He must have meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking. "He who guards his lips guards his soul." Proverbs 13:3
4. Stand Up!!... For what you believe in. Stand for something or you will fall for anything.. "Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time, we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good..." Galatians 6:9-10
5. Look Up !!... To the Lord. "I can do everything through Christ who strengthens me." Philippians 4:13
6. Reach Up !!... For something higher. "Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not unto your own understanding. In all your ways, acknowledge Him, and He will direct your path." Proverbs 3:5-6
7. Lift Up !!... Your Prayers. "Do not worry about anything; instead PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING." Philippians 4:6 I thought this was mighty special, just like you. : God answers Knee-Mail.
Know that you are Blessed

Sowwy I have had a very buzy week, I watched ”Transporter 2”, “Be cool”, “Die hard: with a vengence” and “the elite”. They were all very cool… I have been working my butt of at work and have been working quite late here to get stuff down. The weather has been kinda topsy turvy since Saturday hot, cold, rainy, windy then hot again u just never know. It’s like a cycle I guess.
Haven’t read much at all which is kinda sad. A dog is settling fine in case u were wondering but now my cat is scared of the dog and is hiding away sometimes.
The dog though has so much energy, I wish I had that much energy I would get so much done. (lol)
Anyway I’ll try write tomorrow ill c how im doing here


I’ll Write again soon….I promise!!!
Remember to have a good day and 2 behave yourselves.
Ciao
Silver
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A Mothers love!!! :)

my Hello my readers,

How ru all ?? Hope you are as fine as I am….
Read the Info/jokes /stories and enjoy!!!!

A Mothers Love: Story
my mom only had one eye. i hated her... she was such an embarressment.. my mom ran a small shop at a flea market. she collected little weeds and such to sell... anything for the money we needed she was such an embarressment. there was this one day during elementary school..
it was field day, and my mom came. i was so embarressed. how could she do this to me? i threw her a hateful look and ran out. the next day at school... "your mom only has one eye?!?!" ..and they taunted me. i wished that my mom would just dissappear from this world so i said to my mom, "mom.. why dont you have the other eye?! if you're only gonna make me a laughingstock, why dont you just die?!!!" my mom did not respond..
i guess i felt a little bad, but at the same time, it felt good to think that i had said what i'd wanted to say all this time.. maybe it was because my mom hadnt punished me, but i didnt think that i had hurt her feelings very badly. that night... i woke up, and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. my mom was crying there, so quietly, as if she was afraid that she might wake me.
i took a look at her, then turned away. because of the thing i had said to her earlier, there was something pinching at me in the corner of my heart. even so, i hated my mother who was crying out of her one eye. so i told myself that i would grow up and become successful. cause i hated my one-eyed mom and our desperate poverty.. then i studied real hard.
i left my mother and came to Seoul and studied, and got accepted in the Seoul University with all the confidence i had. then, i got married. i bought a house of my own. then i had kids, too.. now i'm living happily as a successful man. i like it here because it's a place that doesnt remind me of my mom. this happiness was getting bigger and bigger, when.. what?! who's this?! ...it was my mother...
..still with her one eye. it felt as if the whole sky was falling apart on me. my little girl ran away, scared of my mom's eye. and i asked her, "who are you?!" "i dont know you!!!" as if trying to make that real. i screamed at her," how dare you come to my house and scare my daughter!" "GET OUT OF HERE!
NOW!!!" and to this, my mother quietly answered, "oh, i'm so sorry. i may have gotten the wrong address," and she dissappeared out of sight. thank good ness... she doesnt recognize me.. i was quite relieved. i told myself that i wasnt going to care, or think about this for the rest of my life.
then a wave of relief came upon me... one day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house. so, lying to my wife that i was going on a business trip, i went. after the reunion, i went down to the old shack, that i used to call a house...just out of curiosity there, i found my mother fallen on the cold ground. but i did not shed a single tear. she had a piece of paper in her hand.... it was a letter to me. my son... i think my life has been long enough now.. and... i wont visit Seoul anymore... but would it be too much to ask if i wanted you to come visit me once in a while? i miss you so much.. and i was so glad when i heard you were coming for the reunion. but i decided not to go to the school. ...for you.
.. and i'm sorry that i only have one eye, and i was an embarressment for you. you see, when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. as a mom, i couldnt stand watching you having to grow up with only one eye... so i gave you mine... i was so proud of my son that was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye. i was never upset at you for anything you did.. the couple times that you were angry with me,.. i thought to myself, 'it's because he loves me..' my son... oh, my son... i dont want you to cry for me, because of my death. please dont cry... my son, i love you so much

Poem :FleasMay the fleas of a thousand Afghan camels Infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day andmay their arms be too short to scratch.

My cousin's daughter has been born 1st Oct welcome into the world Jessica....

How were those?? Cool Hey… The weather is miserable again.
I saw this cool website for Christian Logos, wallpaper and ring tones etc. Check it out www.gospelcell.com some very nice songs there.
Very hugely buzy today so will write more tomorrow
I’ll Write again soon….I promise!!!
Remember to have a good day and 2 behave yourselves.
Ciao
Silver
:P

My 80th blog!!! :)

Hello my readers,
How ru all ?? Hope you are as fine as I am….
Read the Info/jokes /stories and enjoy!!!!
My 80th blog already and a short time ago I was only on my first 1 wow!!! :0
Weather is nice though isn’t, lovely and warm though a touch windy.
Been a bit buzy, but that’s the usual in my life. Went to a party Friday night…. it was cool. Saturday watched “Hostage” with Bruce Willis. Sunday watched Chain in Command” with Patrick Muldoon. Very cool both of them and loads of action. “Hostage” made u think as well. You know like oh my gosh what’s he gonna do now, type of thing. Wasn’t feeling to good on Sunday but im fine now.
Still Reading “The Vets” by Stephen leather nearly finished and the book is quite good.

Playdate: Joke
A mother is taking her little girl to her friend's house for a play
date.
On the way the little girl says, "Mommy, how old are you?"
The mother replied, "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,
it's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are
really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
The exasperated mother drops her daughter off at her friends to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her
friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers'
license. It is like a report card, and has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you
are.......you're 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name
did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got
a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
"It's because you got an F in sex."

Joke: I chune u (SA)
Haai no man!
Tux and Seema's grandson, Ricky, asked him wun day, "Ou-Topie,
in dose days you's mos deerent hev cell phones, fexes, e-mail, internet
en what what ne? How did you en de old lady chune?"
Tux answers, " Ja jong, in dose days we use to chune via da duif."
Deurmekaar Ricky asks "How did you's do det Ou-Topie?"
Tux explains, "See now, I used to fasten a message to de duif's
leg en let it fly to de old lady, but wun day de duif deerent hev
a message, so de old lady did cum skel skel to my joint.. She chune me
"For what I did send her de duif wit no message?"
So I chuned her back, "I mos gave you a miss call."

Coffee Cups: Thought for the week
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to
visit their old University of Notre Dame lecturer. Conversation soon
turned into complaints about stress in work and life.

Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and
returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups -
porcelain, plastic, glass, some plain looking and some expensive and
exquisite, telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the lecturer said:
"If you noticed, all the nice looking, expensive cups were taken up,
leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you
to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your
problems and stress. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the
cup, but you consciously went for the better cups and are eyeing each
other's cups."

"Now, if Life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society
are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the
quality of Life doesn't change."
"Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the
coffee in it."
Have a lovely day and enjoy life to its fullest.

THE CROSS: The Poem
A young man was at the end of his rope,
Seeing no way out,
Dropped to his knees in prayer.
"Lord, I can't go on," he said.
"I have too heavy of a cross to bear."
The Lord replied, "My son, if you can't bear its weight,
Just place your cross inside this room.
Then, open that other door and pick out any
Cross you wish."
The man was filled with relief said, "Thank you, Lord,"
And he did as he was told.
Upon entering the other door, he saw many crosses;
Some so large the tops were not visible.
Then, he spotted a tiny cross leaning against a far wall.
"I'd like that one, Lord," he whispered.
And the Lord replied, "My son,
That is the cross you just brought in."
When life's problems seem overwhelming,
It helps to look around and see what other people are coping with. You may consider yourself far more fortunate than you imagined.
YOUR CROSS
Whatever your cross,
Whatever your pain,
There will always be sunshine after the rain.
Perhaps you may stumble,
Perhaps even fall,
But God's always there to help you through it all.
Funny how you can send
GOD IS GOOD!

THE POEM: No Time
I knelt to pray but not for long,
> > I had too much to do.
> > I had to hurry and get to work
> > For bills would soon be due.
> > So! I knelt and said a hurried prayer,
> > And jumped up off my knees.
> > My Christian duty was now done
> > My soul could rest at ease.....
> > All day long I had no time
> > To spread a word of cheer
> > No time to speak of Christ to friends,
> > They'd laugh at me I'd fear.
> > No time, no time, too much to do,
> > That was my constant cry,
> > No time to give to souls in need
> > But at last the time, the time to die.
> > I went before the Lord,
> > I came, I stood with downcast eyes.
> > For in his hands God held a book;
> > It was the book of life.
> > God looked into his book and said
> > "Your name I cannot find.
> > I once was going to write it down...
> > But never found the time"

Joke: 10 Dollars
A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter and
sees
it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man guesses there must be
thousands of dollars in it! He approaches the bartender and asks,
"What's up
with the jar?" "Well... you pay ten dollars... and IF you pass three
tests.
you get all the money!!!"
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up! "What are the Three
tests?"
"Pay FIRST..." says the bartender... "Those are the rules." So the man
give
him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar... "OK," the
bartender
says, "here's what you need to do...
FIRST: You have to drink that ENTIRE GALLON of pepper tequila...the
WHOLE
thing, all at ONCE... and you CAN'T make a face while doing it...
SECOND: There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth... You
have
to REMOVE the tooth with your BARE HANDS...
THIRD: There's a 90 year-old woman upstairs who has NEVER reached
orgasm
during intercourse..You've gotta MAKE THINGS RIGHT for her." The man
is
stunned... "I KNOW I paid my 10 bucks... but I'm not an IDIOT! I WON'T
DO
IT!!! You have to be NUTS to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then
do
those OTHER THINGS!!!"
"Your call," says the bartender, "but your MONEY stays where it is.."
The
man has a few drinks... then a few more... Finally... he asks,
"WHERRRRE'S ZAAAT TEQUIIIILA?!"
He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a big slurp...
Tears
are streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face... Next...
he
staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up... The people inside
the
bar hear a HUGE, NOISY SCUFFLE going on outside. They hear the pit
bull
barking... the guy screaming... the pit bull yelping . and then SILENCE
Just when they think the man SURELY must be dead, he staggers Back
into the
bar .. with his shirt ripped... and large, bloody scratches all over
his
body...
"NOW........" he says...... "WHERES THE OLD WOMAN WITH THE SORE
TOOTH?!?!?!"

Buzy at work so gotta go
I’ll Write again soon….I promise!!!
Remember to have a good day and 2 behave yourselves.
Ciao
Silver
:P