Tapdogs, Info and weekend is here yeh!!!

Info: It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goesIT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes ~~HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked!!!!! YES 2. Bring food and beer

Info: Things guys should know about girls: 1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. 2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. 3. Don't say you understand when you don't. 4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest! 5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like. 6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook. 7. Don't you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don't. 8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships. 9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big. 10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us. 11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. 12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes. 13. If you did something wrong, or even if you didn't, apologize. 14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it. 15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. 16. We are DrAmA queens. 17. Fashion police do exist. 18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it. 19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about. 20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times. 21.eWe don't shave our legs everyday so get over it. 22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out. 23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. 24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. 25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers) 26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets. 27. We are beautiful at all times. 28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't. 29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it. 30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.

Hey all you people,

Today is Friday and don’t u forget. It’s a bit windy but the sun is beautiful and warm.
So whose going to watch the “Tapdogs”? I watched a movie the 1 day which is called “Bootmen” which was really quite excellent with all the drama, romance, action and tap dance. Which I suppose what “Tapdogs” will be like you know using different sounds to highlight there dance steps. Here’s there web address www.tapdogs.co.uk.
I am hoping to see it maybe in September (the cost is R170 in case you wanted to know) check out www.computicket.com for more info on the “Tapdogs” if you are interested.
Watched “The Replacement Kid” which also excellent with Keanu Reeves as the quarter back and leader to the team and Gene Hackman as the coach. Behave yourselves this weekend try not to get into too much trouble. Have a cool day.


Well enjoy the Weekend
See u all on Monday
Ciao
Silver
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