Drink Water, info and jokes

Joke: How to put the right person in the right Job?
Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the
right Job? If yes, try this simple experiment.
Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an
open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from
outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze
the situation:
If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks - PUT THEM IN
ACCOUNTS DEPT.
If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - PUT THEM IN
PLANNING.
If they are sleeping - PUT THEM IN SECURITY.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces - PUT THEM IN INFORMATION
TECHNOLOGY.
If they are sitting idle - PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.
If they are clinging onto the bricks - PUT THEM IN TREASURY.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has
moved - PUT THEM IN SALES.
If they have already left for the day - PUT THEM IN MARKETING.
If they are staring out of the window - PUT THEM IN STRATEGIC PLANNING
If they are pushing bricks like children- PUT THEM IN THE TRANSPORT
DEPT.
AND last but not least....
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved
-PUT THEM IN
TOP MANAGEMENT.

Joke: Celebration
We were sitting in a fine restaurant when my wife looks over at a nearby
table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
I said, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do
you know him?"
"Yes," she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that
since I left him forty five years ago."
I said, "That's remarkable. I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate
that long."
She hasn't spoken to me since.

Poem: ONE
One song can spark a moment,
One flower can wake the dream.
One tree can start a forest,
One bird can herald spring.


One smile begins a friendship,
One handclasp lifts a soul.
One star can guide a ship at sea,
One word can frame the goal
One vote can change a nation,
One sunbeam lights a room
One candle wipes out darkness,
One laugh will conquer gloom.
One step must start each journey.
One word must start each prayer.
One hope will raise our spirits,
One touch can show you care.


One voice can speak with wisdom,
One heart can know what's true,
One life can make a difference,
You see, it's up to you!
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;
Someone who changes your life
just by being part of it.
Someone who makes you laugh
until you can't stop;
Someone who makes you believe
that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you
that there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.
This is Forever Friendship.

Info: For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on> nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those> conflicting medical studies:> 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than> the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.> 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks> than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.> 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart> attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.> 4. The Italians drink large amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer> heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.> 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and> suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or> Canadians.> 6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of cabbage rolls and> suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or> Canadians.> CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.> Speaking English is apparently what kills you

Info: ABOUT DRINKING WATER The following will probably amaze and startle you. One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University study. Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day? Of course, too much water may have strange side effects (you’ll start floating lol :P)

Anyway hope u enjoyed those… Sun is still shining though it was raining last night and it was overcast yesterday.
Am very buzy today which is not unusual so that is why my blog has been short the lost couple of days.
Will Write tomorrow
Ciao
Silver
:P