Questionaire, jokes and inner peace

Hey all u wonderful people!!
Raining today! Info for you:

Personal Info: Questionnaire

Number 1 person u miss that is dead and y?
Dogs or cats?
Colour?
Number?
Type of Food?
Franchise?
Drink (non-Alcoholic)?
Drink(Alcoholic)?
Round Rolls or long rolls?
Best Friend?
Favourite Day?
Favourite Holiday?
Night/Day?
Favourite Programme?
Movie?
Soap?
Book?
Flower?
Tree?
Candles/incense?
Bath/Shower?
Skirts/pants?
Type of Ice cream?
Duvet/Quilt?
Favourite Song?
Radio Station?
Fav actress?
Fav Actor?
Car?
Lake/Ocean/River?

Answers!
1 A family friend of ours that was like a father to my mother and a grandfather to my sister and I. I miss him hectically and he has only been dead a year.
2 Cats of Coz
3 Purple/silver
4 3/7
5 Italian
6 Nandos
7 Sprite
8 archers aqua
9 round rolls
10 Nadz
11 Saturday
12 Christmas/new year
13 night
14 any action programme “smallville”, “FBE Sue Thomas”, “Tru Calling” and “Judging Amy” etc
15 Action Movies “the Patriot”, “LOTR”, “MI:2”, “braveheart” and “lethal weapon” etc
16 lux
17 LOTR, Michael ridpath, daniele steel, brad meltzer and Francine rivers
18 tiger lily/iris
19 christmas tree
20 both
21 shower
22 pants
23 bubblegum/chocchip mint
24 Both
25 when love and hate collides –def leopard
26 5fm of coz
27 cate blanchett and liv tyler
28 I have so many but I ll list some keaunu reeves, mel Gibson, Johnny depp, Christian slater, orlando bloom, viggo mortensen, george/geoff stults and casper van dien
29 Kia /Chrysler / audi quarto
30 lake /ocean

Info: Why Women Love Men
They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder
that's perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep.
They're at peace with their bodies, except for maybe
some minor anxiety over height, weight, and baldness.
They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even when
we're not.
They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall.
Chest hair, forearm hair and the feel of a newly
shaved cheek.
Bravery around snakes, waterbugs, bats and
flat tires.
Their unapologetic lust for a nice hunk of beef
or chocolate cake.
Their ability to solve problems simply by throwing
a ball around.
The glimpse you get, when they wear their baseball
cap backward of their inner Little Leaguer.
How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom
they do it.
What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for
in action.
They make excellent companions when driving through
rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys.
They really love their moms. They remind us of our dads.
They don't mind accompanying a woman to a party even
though she looks like a movie star and they look like
the chauffeur.
Their near-endless appetite for discussing the ins and
outs of work and money - ours as well as theirs.
Their genuine ardor for tinkering with toilets, changing
oil and assembling gas grills - jobs any intelligent
woman can do but would be nuts to volunteer for.
They never care what their horoscope, their mother-
in-law, nor the neighbors say.
They rarely lie about their age, their weight, or their clothing size.
How awestruck they are in the face of a homemade
cookie.
How great their hands look holding ours.
Their face is a treasure to behold when they give us
a present they picked out.
Their ignorance is usually amusing.
They have a great sense of competition.
They give great hugs, ( and always melt our hearts
when a sweet "I love you Princess" is added)
Though they often try to hide it, they're very
tender hearted and caring.
They have an uncanny ability to look deeply into
our eyes and connect with our heart, even when
we don't want them to.
They don't care whether colors match, but are willing to be concerned if
we want them to be.
They can be taught.
They give us a peek at the little boy inside when they get sick or happy
or hurt.

Joke: 5-POINT DARES For the office

At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
Walk into a very busy person’s office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as “Dave”.
Announce to everyone in a meeting that you “really have to go do a number two”.
When you’ve picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake conversation with the words, ‘’she can abort it for all I care'’.
After every sentence, say ‘Mon’ in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: “The report’s on your desk, Mon.” Keep this up for one hour.
In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, “Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!”
At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, “As God is my witness, I’ll never go hungry again!”
Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: “Do you hear that?” “What?” “Never mind, it’s gone now.”
Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist.
During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
Sign or p.p. all letters with your initials and a Hello Kitty.
Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, “I’ll see you tonight”.

DR PHIL'S INNER PEACE

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Port, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a packet of Tim Tams, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Sao's and a box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how good I feel. Please pass this on to those others you feel are in need of inner peace.

Anyway hope you found the above info interesting
Buzy today as u can c becoz im not actually writing much
Sowwy
Write more tommorow
Ciao
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