Soaps....

Joke: How to pick a wife.....
A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry. He
decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of R 5,000
and
watches to see what they do with the money
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, new make up, and buys several new outfits and
dresses up
very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be
more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new
set of Golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
expensive
clothes. As She presents these gifts, she tells him that she has Spent
all the money On him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times The R 5,000. She gives him back his R 5000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for
their
future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
the money he'd given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know. :)

Joke: Life Explained
On the first day, God created the dog and said:"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark atanyone who comes in or walks past.? For this, I willgive you a life span of twenty years." The dog said:"That's a long time to be barking.? How about onlyten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed._______________________________On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."The monkey said:"Monkey tricks for twenty years?? That's a prettylong time to perform.? How about I give you back tenlike the Dog did?" And God agreed.______________________________On the third day, God created the cow and said:"You must go into the field with the farmer all daylong and suffer under the sun, have calves and givemilk to support the farmer's family.? For this, I willgive you a life span of sixty years."The cow said:"That's kind of a tough life you want me to livefor sixty years.? How about twenty and I'll give backthe other forty?"And God agreed again._______________________________________On the fourth day, God created man and said:"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy? your life.? Forthis, I'll give you twenty years."But man said:"Only twenty years?? Could you possibly give me mytwenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten themonkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; thatmakes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."_________________________________So that is why the first twenty years we eat,sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.? For the next fortyyears we slave in the sun to support our family.? Forthe next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertainthe grandchildren.? And for the last ten years we siton the front porch and bark at everyone.Life has now been explained to you.

Hello all,
How r u, hope u all good and happy. Bit windy to today but at least the sun is shining yesterday it was raining all day.
Have been reading Ruth Rendell’s Collected Short Stories which are quite good. The ones who usually read her books would definitely enjoy it. Can you believe the soap’s these days they are so completely complicated. For instance in “Days of our lives” Brandon who loves Sammie sleeps with Lexie it just doesn’t make any sense. “Bold & Beautiful’s” Brook is ridiculous. She should choose who she wants and bloody well stay with him not float around from man to man it’s completely and utterly sickening.
Well then there’s “Passions” with the whole Ethan, Gwen and Theresa saga can drive a person nuts. As well as Simone, Chad and Whitney Story.
Not to mention Luis, Sheridan and Hank they all are sick, But we love them I just don’t know y.

Gotta Go now
Cheers
Silver
:P