Hello My friends

Hey all u people

I got a new dog ( Jack russel cross ). The weather is very overcast but not raining. Find stuff for all of you below:

Joke: Jabu grew up in Atteridgeville. Later he went to University where he became
a
Lawyer. But one day he came back to Atteridgeville. He wanted to start a law
practice in the place he had grown up (to give back to the community).

The 1st day in his brand-new offices (ekasi) he saw a man enter the place.
He
desperately wanted to make a BIG impression on his 1st client so he grabbed
the
office phone & started talking on it.....pretending there's someone on the
other
end!

'' No! Absolutely no! You tell those clowns that I won't settle this case
for
anything less than a million!''

Jabulani barked into the phone.'' Yes. The Constitutional Court has agreed
to
hear that case next week. I'll be handling the big argument and the other
members of my team will provide support!'' '' OK...Tell the State Prosecutor
that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details''

This call went on for about 5min!!!!! All the while, the man waited
patiently.
Eventually Jabulani, sure that he had given the impression that he was a
really
BIG SHOT, slammed down the phone & said to the guy: ''I'm sorry for the
delay,
but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?''
The man replied: '' I'm from Telkom; I've come to connect your office
telephone
line!''

Joke: HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION>Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?>>A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste>them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart>will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life >of>your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.>Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?>>A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies.. What does a cow eat? Hay and>corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an>efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? >Eat>chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable).>And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of>vegetable products.>>--------------------------------->>Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?>>A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that>means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the>goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!>>--------------------------------->>Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?>>A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If>you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.>>--------------------------------->>Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise>program?>>A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!>>--------------------------------->>Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?>>A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In>fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for>you?>>--------------------------------->>Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the>middle?>>A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should>only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.>>--------------------------------->>Q: Is chocolate bad for me?>>A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the>best feel-good food around!>>--------------------------------->>Q: Is swimming good for your figure?>>A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.>>--------------------------------->>Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?>>A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!>>--------------------------------->>Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about>food and diets.>>And remember: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention>of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to>skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body>thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

Well hope you enjoyed those..
Watched “Target” with Stephen Baldwin which was very good and full of action which is what I like anyway. Also Watched “Hockey Moms” this Weekend Was brilliant too. Have the story “Chocolat” I have forgotten who the author is but there is a movie based on the book of the same name with Johnny Depp.

Sorry I have written in a while have been a bit buzy.. as I guess you all have
Ill write more tomorrow
Ciao
Silver
:P