12 October_hello!!!

My Hello my readers,
How ru all ?? Hope you are as fine as I am….
Read the Info/jokes /stories and enjoy!!!!
Sowwy I haven’t written in a long time.

Info: If your birthday is on ...... Scroll down to find out about your nature .....
December 23rd - January 1st Red
January 2nd - January 11th Orange
January 12th - January 24th Yellow
January 25th - February 3 Pink
February 4th - February 8th Blue
February 9th - February 18th Green
February 19th - February 28th Brown
March1st - Match 10th Aqua
March 11 - March 20th Lime
March 21 st Black
March 22 nd - March 31st Purple
April 1st - April 10th Navy
April 11th - April 20th Silver
April 21st - April 30th White
May 2nd - May 14th Blue
May 15th - May 24th Gold
May 25th - June 3rd Cream
June 4th - June13th Gray
June 14 - June 23rd Maroon
June 24th Gray
June 25 - July 4th Red
July 5th - July 14th Orange
July 15th - July 25 th Yellow
July 26th - August 4 th Pink
August 5th - August 13th Blue
August 14th - August 23rd Green
August 24 - September 2nd Brown
September 3rd - September12th Aqua
September 13th - September 22nd Lime
September 23rd Olive
September 24th - October 3rd Purple
October 4th - October 13th Nave
October 14th - October 23rd Silver
October 24 - November 11th White
November 12th - November 21st Gold
November 22nd - December1st Cream
December 2nd - December11th Gray
December 12th - December 21st Maroon
December 22nd Teal

RED Cute and lovable type, you are picky but always in love ...and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with people, nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel comfortable.
CREAMCompetitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out-going. You choose love carefully, and don't fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a long long time.
TEAL You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make stupid mistakes. You like to lead, and is easy for you to make new friends.
GREY You are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings, and express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good sense of humor.
GREEN You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person.
GOLD You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.
PINK You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale.
YELLOW You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic relationship.
MAROON You are intelligent, and know what's right. You like to take things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble or not thinking about other people's feelings. But you are patient when it comes to love... Once you get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love.
ORANGE You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.
PURPLE You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for person that's trustworthy.
LIME You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.
SILVER You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like "Hard to get". Your love life is normally hard and confusing.
WHITE You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought highly by others.
OLIVE You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and cheerful, but don't envy other people easily.
BROWN You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't get something, you give up and let go easily as well.
BLUE You have low self-esteem, and very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart.
NAVY You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, it's hard for you to forgive them.
AQUA Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily. Sometimes you get hurt by love.
BLACK You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.
ORANGE You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.

Test: Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one.You do not ever need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind.You'll be surprised. How much is:15 + 63
56+89
212 + 5375
2625 + 5 263
321+5
Calculations are hard work, but it's nearly over.. Come on, one more...
123 + 5
QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!Scroll further to the bottom...

You just thought about a red hammer, didn't you?If this is not your answer, you are among 2% of people who have a different, if not abnormal, mind.98% of the folks would answer a red hammer while doing this exercise.If you do not believe this, pass it around and you'll see.

Info: Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there...to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson or help figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be but you lock eyes with them, you know that very moment that they will affect your life in some profound way. And sometimes things happen to you at the time that may seem horrible, painful and unfair, but in reflection you realize that without overcoming those obstacles you would never realize your potential, strength, will power or heart.
Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of luck. Illness, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test limits of your soul. Without these small tests, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere safe and comfortable but dull and utterly pointless.The people you meet affect your life.
The successes and downfalls that you experience can create whom you are, and the bad experiences can be learned from. In fact they are probably the most poignant and important ones. If someone hurts you, betrays you or breaks your heart, forgive them because they have helped you learn about trust and the importance of being cautious to whom you open your heart. If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally, not only because they love you, but also because they are teaching you to love and open your heart and eyes to little things.
Make every day count. Appreciate everything that you possibly can, for you may never experience it again.
Talk to people whom you have never talked to before, and actually listen. Let yourself fall in love, break free and set your sights high. Hold you head up because you have every right to.Tell yourself you are a great individual and believe in yourself, for if you don't believe in yourself, no one else will believe in you. Create you own life and then go out and live it.

Love & Happiness -Story
Danny and Ally on phone:*

> >>Danny: hey, so how was your day?
> >>Ally: it was fine, how was yours?
> >>Danny: it was ok
> >>~akward silence~
> >>Danny: sooooo......
> >>Ally: *giggle* sooooo.....
> >>Danny: you doin anything tomarrow?
> >>Ally: nope, why?
> >>Danny: uhh, umm, maybe, uhh, idk, we can, hang out or somethin?
> >>Ally: *blushes* okay, what time?
> >>Danny: *big smile!* uhh, thatd be great, how about around 6:00pm or
> >>something?
> >>Ally: Alright! I'll meet you over at the park then...
> >>Danny: great then
> >>Ally: well i gotta go, but i'll see you tmrw?!
> >>Danny: ok, see u then....> >>-----next day------

> >> >>>Ally walks over to the park and see's Danny sitting on a bench waiting
> >>for her.<<< > >>Ally: hey, whats up?
> >>Danny: uhh nothin, im happy too see you
> >>Ally: *smiles* me
> >>too
> >>Danny: alright, how about we go take a walk
> >>Ally: okay
> >>----------------------------------------------------------------
> >>As they walk she grabs ahold of his hand, Danny *smiles* as they walk
> >>threw the park.
> >>----starts getting dark----
> >>Ally: brrr, its getting a little cold out
> >>Danny: wanna go sit on the grass
> >>Ally: sure
> >>Danny and Ally: (takes a seat near a tree while Danny holds Ally in his
> >>arms keeping her warm)
> >>Ally: thankyou, i feel much better now
> >>Danny: me too
> >>Ally: *giggles* why is that?
> >>Danny: cause im with you
> >>Ally: i happy with you too
> >>Danny: uhh, umm, ...nevermind
> >>Ally: no, what is it, you can tell me
> >>Danny: its just....
> >>Ally: ya???
> >>Danny: i feel different when im with you
> >>Ally: i do too...
> >>Danny: i mean, you make me wanna be with you
> >>for the rest of my life, iv never had anyone make me feel the way you make
> >>me feel...
> >>Ally: *blushes* i do too
>>Danny: i, i, lo.....
>>Ally: (leans over a kisses him)
> >>-a few moments into kiss-
> >>Danny: uhh *blushes*
> >>Ally: i love you too
> >>Danny: i love you and i always will
>>_Danny and Ally, boy holding girl as they look up at the stars_
> >>Danny and Ally fall asleep under the stars....
> >>***********************************************
> >>10 YEARS LATER
> >>Ally: WORKING AS A MAGAZINE EDITOR, 24 YEARS OLD
> >>Danny: WORKING AS A MEDICAL DOCTOR, 25 years old
> >>The two dated up untill prom night where Danny asked Ally too be his
> >>wife.....
> >>Ally Roberts is probley one of the happiest women on earth,
> >>Danny is probley the luckiest....

Indians_Info
1) They are late for work, and everything else,
EXCEPT when entry to the "club" is FREE before **11:00 PM**.

2) Wait for movies to premier at R10.00 a movie and
show up wearing , Calvin Klein underwear, Diesel Shoes, Levi
Constructed Jeans, a Guess top and a Timberland jacket. *

3) Consider "clubbing" as a monthly expense.

4) Have at least one relative with a wet look.

5) Have mothers who can use curse words and religion
ALL IN ONE SENTENCE. For example, "God give me strength 'cause I'm about
to knock the ______ out of this f*%$ ______ child!"

6) Have at least one relative that "almost went pro" playing soccer, pool, cricket, etc.

7) Will drive a Lexus, Land Cruiser, BMW or Jaguar and are STILL staying with their Mommies.

8) Will pull-in to a temple yard listening to 50Cents, Eminem or some
other Base bumping artist.

9) Will have on a new outfit every time you see them, but when you
ask them for the money they owe you they never have it.

10) Will think nothing of driving a R10 000 car with R20 000 wheels and a R30 000 sound system.

11) Will go to the beach on a Sunday, braai two chops and drink four
cases of beer without even noticing the water


Info -Eternal Question of LOVE . . .

1.To My Friends Who Are - SINGLE
Love is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes
you. But if you just let it fly, it will come to you when you least
expect
it. Love can make you happy but often it hurts, but love's only special
when you give it to someone who is really worth it. So take your time
and choose the best.

2.To My Friends Who Are - NOT SO SINGLE
Love isn't about becoming somebody else's "perfect person." It's about
finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be.


3.To My Friends Who Are - PLAYBOY/GIRL TYPE
Never say "I love you" if you don't care. Never talk about feelings if
they aren't there. Never touch a life if you mean to break a heart.
Never look in the eye when all you do is lie. The cruelest thing a guy
can do to a girl is to let her fall in love when he doesn't intend to
catch her fall and
it works both ways...


4.To My Friends Who Are - MARRIED
Love is not about "it's your fault", but "I'm sorry." Not "where are
you", but "I'm right here." Not "how could you", but "I understand." Not
"I wish you were", but "I'm thankful you are."


5.To My Friends Who Are - ENGAGED
The true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but
how good you are for each other.


6.To My Friends Who Are - HEARTBROKEN
Heartbreaks last as long as you want and cut as deep as you allow them
to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from
them .


7.To My Friends Who Are - NAIVE
How to be in love: Fall but don't stumble, be consistent but not too
persistent, share and never be unfair, understand and try not to demand,
and get hurt but never keep the pain.


8.To My Friends Who Are - POSSESSIVE
It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else
but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.


9.To My Friends Who Are - AFRAID TO CONFESS
Love hurts when you break up with someone. It hurts even more when
someone breaks up with you. But love hurts the most when the person you
Love has no idea how
you feel. . .


10.To My Friends Who Are - STILL HOLDING ON
A sad thing about life is when you meet someone and fall in love, only
to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and that you have
wasted years on someone who wasn't worth it. If he/she isn't worth it
now he's/She's not going to be worth it a year or 10 years from now. Let
go . . .


11.TO ALL MY FRIENDS . . .
My wish for you is a man/women whose love is honest, strong
,mature ,never-changing, uplifting, protective, encouraging,
rewarding and unselfish.

Joke: Parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround,> looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place inhis> sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus> is watching you."> He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, andfroze.> When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised> himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light onand> began> searching for more valuables.> Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,clear> as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you.">> Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,> looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the> corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.>> Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrotconfessed,> then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you.">> The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?">> "Moses," replied the bird.>> "Moses?" the burglar laughed.. "What kind of people would name a> bird Moses?">>> "The kind of peopl e that would name a Rottweiler Jesus." Said theparrot

Joke:Hotel
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service,
at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome.

Rules from God
Wake Up !! Decide to have a good day. "Today is the day the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it." Psalms 118:24

2. Dress Up !! The best way to dress up is to put on a smile. A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. "The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at outward appearance; but the Lord looks at the heart." I Samuel 16:7
3 Shut Up!! Say nice things and learn to listen. God gave us two ears and one mouth, so He must have meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking. "He who guards his lips guards his soul." Proverbs 13:3
4. Stand Up!!... For what you believe in. Stand for something or you will fall for anything.. "Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time, we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good..." Galatians 6:9-10
5. Look Up !!... To the Lord. "I can do everything through Christ who strengthens me." Philippians 4:13
6. Reach Up !!... For something higher. "Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not unto your own understanding. In all your ways, acknowledge Him, and He will direct your path." Proverbs 3:5-6
7. Lift Up !!... Your Prayers. "Do not worry about anything; instead PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING." Philippians 4:6 I thought this was mighty special, just like you. : God answers Knee-Mail.
Know that you are Blessed

Sowwy I have had a very buzy week, I watched ”Transporter 2”, “Be cool”, “Die hard: with a vengence” and “the elite”. They were all very cool… I have been working my butt of at work and have been working quite late here to get stuff down. The weather has been kinda topsy turvy since Saturday hot, cold, rainy, windy then hot again u just never know. It’s like a cycle I guess.
Haven’t read much at all which is kinda sad. A dog is settling fine in case u were wondering but now my cat is scared of the dog and is hiding away sometimes.
The dog though has so much energy, I wish I had that much energy I would get so much done. (lol)
Anyway I’ll try write tomorrow ill c how im doing here


I’ll Write again soon….I promise!!!
Remember to have a good day and 2 behave yourselves.
Ciao
Silver
:P