Monday ---already... time moves sooooo fast!!

Hey,
On Friday I was very buzy packing boxes for our move to new offices. The weather was so hot as well which caused me to get quite dizzy and nauseous.
Saturday I went for a horse riding lesson (my first) it was pretty cool and the instructor had me doing all these weird and wonderful things for trying to get me balancing correctly. Even though my lesson was at 9am I got hectically burnt which is cool coz now I am a bit brown.
Sunday I did more Christmas shopping and put the Christmas tree up as well as putting Christmas décor around the house…it was loads of fun.
Can you actually believe that time is moving so fast soon it will be 2006 and a whole year will be gone. Already it is Monday, 11am would u believe the day is almost gone. Can’t wait for the 16th of December which is a public holiday so we all can have a long weekend.
Hope you all had a cool weekend!!!!
I’ll Write again soon….I promise!!!
Remember to have a good day and 2 behave yourselves.
Ciao
Silver
:P


P.S.
Joke:A blonde's year in review

1. January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
2. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
3. March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said"2-4 years!"
4. April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
5. May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
6. June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
7. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
8. August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
9. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
10. October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
11. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
12. December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
Phew!!
What a year!!

True: As seen on headstones ...

Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 1903-Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down.
It was.

In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up and no place to go.

In a London, England cemetery:
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.

In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:
Anna Wallace:
The children of Israel wanted bread,
And the Lord sent them manna.
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.

In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
Here lies Johnny Yeast.
Pardon me for not rising.

In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery:
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.

In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:
Here lays The Kid.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.

A lawyer's epitaph in England:
Sir John Strange.
Here lies an honest lawyer,
And that is Strange.

John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery:
Reader, if cash thou art
In want of any,
Dig 6 feet deep;
And thou wilt find a Penny.

In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:
On the 22nd of June,
Jonathan Fiddle Went out of tune.

On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket, Massachusetts:
Under the sod and under the trees,
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
He is not here, there's only the pod.
Pease shelled out and went to God.

In a cemetery in England:
Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, you soon will be.
Prepare yourself and follow me.

To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:
To follow you I'll not consent
Until I know which way you went

From Boot Hill, in Tombstone, Arizona:
Here lies Lester Moore
One slug from a 44
No Les
No More

2 Sisters: Joke
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving to check out a good prospect, the brunette tells her sister, "Now, when I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after meand haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.After paying him the $599 asking price, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.
"The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette has only $1 left, meaning she'll only be able to send her sister a one-word message.
After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word...'comfortable'."The telegraph operator shakes his head.
"How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable'?
"The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. The word's big. She'll read it slowly...out loud... ("com-for-da-bul")."