Wednesday already and power failures....

Hi there

How are u all, I’m fine…. Well today is Wednesday and hectic it will be. Had power failure for 2 hours and there is so much I want to do. Weather is nice today, sun is shining and not too much wind.. “Judging Amy” (SABC 2 19:30) is on again for those of you that are fans.
Reading “The Partner” by John Grisham surely you know how his books are a real page turner, excitement and action from page to page. Here are some jokes for you:

Letters: These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected
by schools from all over the country (SA).
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take
P.E. today. Please execute him.
2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and
I had her shot.
3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on
Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is
administrating.
5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.
Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken
out of his face.
7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing
football. He was hurt in the growing part.
8. Megan could not come to school today because she has
been bothered by very close veins.
9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his
side.
10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very
loose vowels.
11. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He
had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words in ()'s
were crossed out.]
12. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He
had diarrhea and his boots leak.
13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his
bust.
14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's
fault.
15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas
shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday.
We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and
when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
17. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have
to attend her funeral.
18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was
tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He
had a cold and could not breed well.
20.Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She
was in bed with gramps.
21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gang-
over.
22. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the
doctor.
23. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she
had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach.
Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brot-
her had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't
the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be
something going around, her father even got hot last
night.
24. Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yes-
terday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready
because I was in bed with the doctor.

Short Poem: Friends
A phone is a form of communication
A hug is a form of affection
A picture is a form of remembrance
Having me as a friend is a form of flippen good taste

Jokes: Barry Hilton (SA)
1. I was so poor growing up... if I wasn't a boy... I'd have nothing
to play with.
2. A girl phoned me the other day & said, "Come on over; nobody's
home." I went over. Nobody was home.
3. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the
other night she called me from a hotel.
4. One day I came home early from work... I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said
"Because you came home early".
5. It's been a rough day. I got up this morning... put a shirt on & a
button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, & the handle came off. I'm
afraid to go to the bathroom.
6. I was such an ugly kid... When I played in the sandbox, the cat
kept covering me up.
7. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster & a
radio..
8. I was such an ugly baby... My mother never breast fed me. She told
me that she only liked me as a friend.
9. I'm so ugly... My father carries around a picture of the kid who
came with his wallet.
10. When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room & said to
my father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled
through."
11. I'm so ugly... my mother had morning sickness...AFTER I was born.
12. I remember the time that I was kidnapped & they sent a piece of
my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
13. Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, & asked him to help me
find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?"
He said,
"I don't know kid. There's so many places they can hide."
14. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
15. I'm so ugly... I worked in a pet shop, & people kept asking how
big I'd get.
16. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up & I
look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; what's wrong with me?"
He said..."I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
17. I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping
pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks & get some rest.
18. With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my
kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.
19. One year they wanted to make me poster boy for birth control.
20. My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was
in the electric chair.

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