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Hello all,

Please if you can leave a comment just do that don’t give me some advertising garbage that is not what the comment tool is for. It is for hearing your feelings towards my feelings. Please I ask you nicely do not misuse the tool in my blog.
Now that I have finished complaining there are some jokes etc for you to.
Anyway the weather is lovely, sun is out bit windy but never mind.

Joke: Librarians
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian takes one look at him and says
"Voetsek, who's gonna bring it back?"

Info: TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN
> 10. I think of you as a brother.
> (You have the sex appeal of a Franciscan monk)
> 9. There is a slight difference in our ages.
> (You are positively a veteran Jurassic)
> 8. I' m not attracted to you in that way.
> (The bulge in your trousers is just not big enough)
> 7. My life is too complicated right now.
> (I'm screwing several better-looking guys already)
> 6. I need some freedom to find my own space.
> (I want the freedom to find someone else to fill my space)
> 5. I don't date men where I work
> (I never date two men in the same office, because I'd get
> caught!)
> 4. It's not you, it's me.
> (It's not me, it's you)
> 3. I'm concentrating on my career.
> (Boring and unfulfilling as my job is, it is better than dating
> you!)
> 2. I've decided to be celibate.
> (I'm already screwing someone else)
> ... and the number 1 rejection line given by women!
> (and what it actually means)
> 1. Let's be friends.
> (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in detail about all
> The other men I meet and have sex with)

TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY MEN
> 10. I think of you as a sister
> (You're ugly)
> 9. There's a slight difference in our ages
> (You're ugly)
> 8. I'm not attracted to you in that way
> (You're ugly)
> 7. My life is too complicated right now
> (You're ugly)
> 6. I 've got a girlfriend
> (You're ugly)
> 5. I don't date women where I work
> (You're ugly)
> 4. It's not you, it's me
> (You're ugly)
> 3. I'm concentrating on my career
> (You're ugly)
> 2. I'm celibate
> (You're F@#king ugly)
> ... and the number 1 rejection line given by men! (and what it
> Actually means)
> 1. Let's be friends
Ø (You're really, really ugly!)

Jokes:7 reasons not to mess with children.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it
was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
"They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five
and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,
"Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at
the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands
of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your
hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make
me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
"Then why are ALL of grandma's hairs white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and
say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher,
she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position
the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school
for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made
a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

Joke: Eurotrip
A young woman in Cape Town was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.
She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young deck-hand saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.
He took pity on her and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. We're off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on this ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her Shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy, OK?"
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Maybe a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning that night; the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain.
"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
"He sure is, lady," the captain said. "This is the Ferry making trips between Robben Island and the Waterfront."

So the weekend is here again and just as fast it will be gone again. I am still reading “The Stretch” by Stephen Leather.
Happy Birthday Nadz!! Enjoy ur day c. May God smile down on you and bless you through out this year. Hoping she will see this but who knows!!
Work is calling. Will write On Monday
Gotta Go
Ciao
Silver
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