"Tru Calling", Friday and jokes!!

Hello people,
Well it’s Friday and the weather’s beautiful so that’s a good thing, rite!Some jokes and info for you below as always. Guess what is back on MNET (SA) “Tru Calling” and it will only be on for 6 or 7 weeks so if you guys want to watch it tune in now, Thursdays at 5pm. It’s Saturday tomorrow so it will be Hear no work, speak no work and definetly see no work. But … all to soon it will be Monday and back to work again. For now though enjoy your weekend and try not to get too nawty and don’t party 2 hard but just relax!!! :P

Joke: A Faithful WifeA woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times.When I got fired, you were there to support me.When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?" "What dear?", she gently asked, smiling as herheart began to fill with warmth. "I think you're bad luck."
Info:Balannce Sheet Of LifeOur Birth is our Opening BalanceOur Death is our Closing BalanceOur Prejudiced Views are our LiabilitiesOur Creative Ideas are our AssetsHeart is our Current AssetSoul is our Fixed AssetBrain is our Fixed DepositThinking is our Current AccountAchievements are our CapitalCharacter & Morals, our Stock-in-tradeFriends are our General ReservesValues & Behaviour are our Goodwill Patience is our Interest EarnedLove is our DividendChildren are our Bonus IssuesEducation is Brands / PatentsKnowledge is our InvestmentExperience is our Premium AccountThe Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award. Some very Good and Very bad things The most destructive habit......................WorryThe greatest Joy...............................GivingThe greatest loss................Loss of selfrespectThe most satisfying work...............Helping othersThe ugliest personality trait.............SelfishnessThe most endangered species.........Dedicated leadersOur greatest natural resource...............Our youthThe greatest "shot in the arm"..........EncouragementThe greatest problem to overcome.................FearThe most effective sleeping pill........Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease............ExcusesThe most powerful force in life..................LoveThe most dangerous pariah..................A gossiperThe world's most incredible computer........The brainThe worst thing to be without................... HopeThe deadliest weapon.......................The tongueThe two most powerfilled words..............."I Can"The greatest asset..............................FaithThe most worthless emotion..................SelfpityThe most beautiful attire......................SMILE!The most prized possession................IntegrityThe most powerful channel of communication.....PrayerThe most contagious spirit.................EnthusiasmThe most important thing in life..................Almighty GOD Everyone needs this list to live byGreat opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day.
Joke: DearA hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and servethe deermeat for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it ifthey knowwhat it is so he doesn't tell them.>His little boy, Jimmy, keeps asking him, "What's for supper dad?">"You'll see" he replies.>They start eating supper and his daughter keeps asking him what they areeating.>"Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes>calls me.">His daughter screams... "Don't eat it Jimmy! It's an a$$hole!"

You See how to impress girls and guys :
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the Earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring food.

So gotta go and get some work done!!Enjoy ur weekend ans I will write to you all on Monday
Ciao
Silver :P