Movies, jokes and it is so Winter still!!!

Hello People,
Hope u are well… Sorry i 4got to write yesterday but as i always say i am buzy i just do my best to at least get the blog on once a day!!!!Can you believe it is already Wednesday today time is passing so quickly!! The weather is a bit better today but it is still chilly in the morning’s. Well watched “Texas Rangers” with James Van Der Beek and Dylan Mcdermott as well as “Kickboxer 2 & 3” with Sasha Mitchell. They are very good movies full of action and movies I would definetly watch again.Well here is some stories, jokes and things you should know…

Story:Why GOD Created ChildrenWHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN(AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)
To those of us who have children in our lives,whether they are our own, grandchildren,nieces, nephews, or students...here is something to make you chuckle.Whenever your children are out of control,you can take comfort from the thought thateven God's omnipotence did not extendto His own children.After creating heaven and earth,God created Adam and Eve.And the first thing he said was"DON'T!" "Don't what ?"Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit."God said. "Forbidden fruit ?We have forbidden fruit ?Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit! " "No Way !" "Yes way !" "Do NOT eat the fruit ! "said God. "Why? " "Because I am your Father and I said so ! "God replied,wondering why He hadn't stoppedcreation after making the elephants.A few minutes later,God saw His children having an apple breakand He was ticked."Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? "God asked. "Uh huh," Adam replied. "Then why did you ? "said the Father. "I don't know,"said Eve. "She started it ! "Adam said. "Did not ! "Did too ! "DID NOT ! " Having had it with the two of them,God's punishment was that Adam and Eveshould have children of their own.Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY !If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it,don't be hard on yourself.If God had trouble raising children,what makes you think it would bea piece of cake for you ?
THINGS TO THINK ABOUT !1. You spend the first two years of their lifeteaching them to walk and talk. Then you spendthe next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God's rewardfor not killing your own children. 3. Mothers of teens now know whysome animals eat their young. 4. Children seldom misquote you.In fact,they usually repeat word for wordwhat you shouldn't have said.5. The main purpose of holding children's partiesis to remind yourself that there are childrenmore awful than your own. 6. We childproofed our homes,but they are still getting in.
ADVICE FOR THE DAY:Be nice to your kids.They will choose yournursing home one day.
AND FINALLY:
IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSIONAND YOU GET A HEADACHE,DO WHAT IT SAYSON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE: "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN"AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!
Joke:Tattoo
A gay man decides to get a tattoo. On arrival to the tattooist he spots apicture of Evander Holyfield."Oh! He's my favorite darling. Can you do him on the cheek of my ass?" heasked the tattooist.So it was done. On the way out of the store he spotted another picture onthe wall, this time Mike Tyson. "Oh, good Lord!" the queer blurted out. "I just adore Iron Mike! Can you do him on my other cheek?"So it was done. On returning home, his boyfriend says, "Well, drop yourtrousers, give us a look." He dropped his pants and showed his ass.His boyfriend gasped and replied, "I think our relationship is over! Isure as hell ain't getting in the ring with those two."

Things u need to know:Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women PREGNANCY Q &A &more!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is more than enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A! : Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college.
"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is sudden! ly agreeing to everything you say. 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-" 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from outer space." 8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus. 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7 . Fat clothes. 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. 4. Cutting your hair to make it grow. 3. Eyelash curlers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand: OTHER WOMEN

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Silver :P