Info, Jokes and "War of the Worlds"

Hello People,
Sorry did not write yesterday I was very buzy and I didn’t even see the time go by.
Watched “War of the Worlds” directed by Steven Spielberg and had actors like Tom Cruise, Tim Robbins, Miranda Otto and Morgan Freeman Narrated. It was a very scientific movie but full of action and very moving. To see how the world would react if it was invaded by aliens.
Now below I have info for you as well as some jokes….enjoy!

Info: FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING, PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS:
>1. Peace of mind
>2. Peace of heart
>3. Peace of soul
>PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH:
>1. Squash gossip
>2. Squash indifference
>3. Squash grumbling
>4. Squash selfishness
>PLANT FOUR ROWS OF LETTUCE:
>1. Lettuce be faithful
>2. Lettuce be kind
>3. Lettuce be patient
>4. Lettuce really love one another
>NO GARDEN IS WITHOUT TURNIPS:
>1. Turnip for meetings
>2. Turnip for service
>3. Turnip to help one another
>TO CONCLUDE OUR GARDEN WE MUST HAVE THYME:
>1. Thyme for each other
>2. Thyme for family
>3. Thyme for friends
>WATER FREELY WITH PATIENCE AND CULTIVATE WITH LOVE. THERE IS MUCH FRUIT IN
>YOUR GARDEN BECAUSE YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW.

Jokes: CHILDREN AND CHURCH
> A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his
cousin
> asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
> "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an
answer so
> quickly.
> "How do you know that?"
> "Easy," the little boy said. All you have to do is add it up, like the
Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º? After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced
to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister When I grow up.
> That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"
> Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway,
and I
> figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and
listen."
> º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?
> A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church
> service: "And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who
passed
> trash against us."
> º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?
> A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.
> "How do you know what to say?" he asked.
> "Why, God tells me."
> "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
> º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º
> A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and
on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
> º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º
> After the christening of his baby brother in church, little Johnny
> sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong.
> Finally, the boy replied, "That priest said he wanted us brought up
> in a Christian home, and I want to stay with you guys!"
> º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?
> Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their
> favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed
> four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent.
> The Flight to Egypt, was his reply.
> Pointing at each figure, Ms. Terri said, "That must be Mary, Joseph,
> and Baby Jesus. But who's the fourth person?"
> "Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot.
> º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?
> The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you
> say prayers before eating?"
> "No sir," little Johnny replies,
> "I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook."
> º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?
> Pastor Dave Charlton tells us, "After a worship service at First
> Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety
seven-year
> old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet.
About halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, 'If you
don't be quiet, Pastor Charlton is going to lose his place and will have to start his sermon all over again!' It worked."
> º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?
> This is the best one. A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's
> lap as he read her a bedtime story.
> From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up
> to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
> Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"
> "Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
> "Oh," she paused, "grandpa, did God make me too?"
> "Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago."
> Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, God's getting
better at it, isn't he?"

Joke :MBA Students
ONE NIGHT 4 MBA STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE
NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR
THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.
IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE
THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT.THEY THEN WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSHTHE CAR ALL THE WAYBACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST. THEN DEAN WAS A JUST PERSON SO HE SAID THAT YOU
CAN HAVE THE RETEST AFTER 3 DAYS.THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME.ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN.THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION TEST.ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS
FOR THE TEST. THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE
LAST THREE DAYS. THE TEST CONSISTED OF 2 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF100 MARKS.
Q .1. WRITE DOWN YOUR NAMES -----( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. WHICH TYRE BURST -------( 98 MARKS )

Hope you enjoyed those I will write more tomorrow and keep well all of you!!
Ciao
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