JHB, Weather and stuff !!

Howdy People,

The sun is shining here in DBN but I heard that JHB was 5 degrees today which is where I’m going tomorrow it’s gonna be really cold there. So I will be sure to wear 2 jackets, scarves and boots etc. Thank goodness I am only goin there 4 the day but it is going to be the whole day from about 7:40am til 7:10pm which is when I’ll get back in DBN. My first flight anywhere. Lol…. imagine. I hope I wont be 2 nervous, though im not goin on my own which is a good thing for me but still it ‘s a new thing for me. I should be fine though… I have only been working here though for 3 weeks. Have a lovely public holiday (16th June for those people in S.A) enjoy urselves but behave hey Some Jokes 4 u:
THE PASTOR'S CAT Whoever said the Creator doesn't have a sense of humor?Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church.He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc.The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and drove awayso that the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten.That's what he did, all the while checking his progress in the car. He then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. But as he moved the car a little further forward, the rope broke. The tree went "boing!" and the kitten instantly sailed through the air-out of sight. The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the neighbourhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten.So he prayed, "Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping," and went on about his business.A few days later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat food. This woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, so he asked her, "Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so much?"She replied, "You won't believe this," and then told him how her little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then a few days before, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told her little girl, "Well, if God gives you a cat, I'll let you keep it."She told the pastor, "I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won't believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws outspread, and landed right in front of her."Never underestimate the Power of God and His unique sense of humor.
The Question how was I Born??? Junior asks his Dad, "Daddy, how was I born?" His Dad sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button. Six weeks later your Mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorised program activity from a self-extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:"You've got male."
Hope you enjoyed those lol :P
Anyway hope I will get at least some sleep despite the nerves I will have
Ciao,
Silver :P