Hello, Granny Bday, and jokes!!

Hello People,
Hope u are all well. Sun is out today but still chilly in the mornings.
Well I enjoyed my prawns and chips supper with a side order of olives it was so divine and smothered in garlic and sauce…..lovely mmmm.
Went to go and pay my accounts ah what a pain u know all the endless queues and queries.
My granny’s birthday is soon on the 3rd of July ya I know the same day as Tom Cruise’s birthday. This weekend his movie “Born on the 4th of July” is on.

Joke 1 : Typical Men
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young
girl.
The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to
the erotic.
Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me R1, I
will show you my legs."
The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their
wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her
legs.
Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me R10, I'll
show
you my thighs," Men being what they are, they all pull out a ten
rand bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her undies.
Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken
off their coats. Then the young girl says, "If you will give me
R100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis."
Naturally, all three fork over the money. Then the girl turns to
the window and points to a hospital in the distance and says, "There!"

Joke2 :the 4 cats!!!
THE FOUR CATS :This is about the way it goes.
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist,,,,,,and the fourth man was a Government Employee.To show off, the Engineer called his cat,"T-square, do your stuff."T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.But the Accountant said his cat could do better.He called his cat and said,"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies ............Everyone agreed that was good.But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.Everyone agreed that was pretty good.Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"The Government Employee called his cat and said,,,,,"Coffee Break,,,,do your stuff."Coffee Break jumped to his feet,,,,,,,,ate the cookies,, drank the milk,,,, shat on the paper,,,,,,,, screwed the other three cats,, claimed he injured his back while doing so,,,,, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions,,, put in for Workers Compensation....and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave........


Anyway time doesn’t stop for any 1 so let me carry on with my work
Now we are half way through this week so just chill!!! :)
Relax and don’t work 2 hard!! :)
Ciao
Silver
:P