Thursday, jokes and other things!!

Hey all,
Jokes for you:

Sipho is buying a TV and asks, "Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure” says the assistant.
Sipho replies, "Give me a green one, please."

Sipho calls S A Airlines. "How long does it take to fly to New York?" "Just a sec" says the rep.
"Thank you" says Sipho and hangs up.

Sipho was filling in an application form for a job.
He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, and ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote, "Yes!"

Sipho goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk,
"What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies "That is a thermos." Sipho then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold. Sipho says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into Work with his new thermos. His boss,
Mr. Ndlovu sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object you have?" He said,
"It's a thermos." The boss then says, "What does it do?" He replies "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
Sipho replies "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

Why did 18 of Sipho's family members go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

To lose weight the doctor told Sipho to run eight kilometers a day for 300 days. After 300 days Sipho called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 Kms from home."

Having lost his donkey Sipho got down to his knees and started thanking God.
A passer-by saw him and asked "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?"
Sipho replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too!"

Sipho got his 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate...
Mother: Xhosa.
Father: Xhosa.
Kid: Chinese.
"How come you write 'Chinese' when both parents are
Xhosa?"
"Aah" says Sipho I read in a newspaper that every 4th person born on the
Earth now is Chinese!"

Sipho and his wife landed in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Sipho somehow managed to get a bottom seat but unfortunately his wife got pushed to the top. After a While when the rush is over, Sipho went upstairs to see his wife. He met her in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "What the heck's goin'on? Why are you so scared? I was enjoying my ride down there?"Scared she replies "Yeah, but you've got a driver"

Sipho with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he
Answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened to your other ear?"
The scoundrel called back!"

Funny hey, Well Surgery tomorrow. Goin to sleep at my aunts tonight so that I am able to get to the hospital in time. Tonight is ‘Wild Card’ on sabc2 7.30pm as well as ‘Isidingo’ at 6.30pm (sabc3). So I wont be writing tomorrow but I’ll write on Monday. Hope all you people have a good weekend and keep well. This weekend im seeing my cousin and her baby from the UK, I haven’t seen them for a while so it should be quite cool to c them on Saturday. I also love listening to ‘Tree63’ and if you would like more info just click on the link www.tree63.com it will take you to there website.
Chat on Monday, Keep well & Safe!
Luv Me Silver
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