Friday, Yeah!

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN YOUR INSANITY

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Dont use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Hard.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling
"Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......
20. Show these things to people to make them smile. It's called
Therapy...

Hi all,

Friday is here again thank goodness! 4 Days to Avril’s Concert. So what are ur favorite Avril Songs?? My favorites are ‘Immobile’; ‘Nobody’s home’ and ‘Skater Boi’. Sun is shining brightly, so the weather is lovely for a Friday. ‘Kingdom of Heaven’, ‘The Pacifier’ and XXX2 are released at cinemas to today 3 good movies. So I have been buzy this week, a very good thing. I love been buzy. Went for walk yesterday in the evening it was lovely and relaxing. You always feel invigorated after a good exercise.
Thinking of going to watch a movie 2nite but it depends on how I feel. I am buzy reading Glorious Appearing now by Tim Lahaye and Jerry B Jenkins completely excellent; it is a series of 12 books of which Glorious Appearing is the 12th about the end times. I love reading action, drama, thriller and sometimes horror novels. Books that keep me glued to the every page so to speak.
I also love those old fashioned but modernized movies such as ‘King Arthur’, ‘Troy’, ‘A Knight’s Tale’, ‘Gladiator’, ‘Robin Hood’, and ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’.
Anyway must go but will write on Monday
Ciao Silver :P