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Hello all,

15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him chequebooks.
14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes; it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

So there’s some good advice for you hey! Sun is out and shining but there is a chill in the air that is unmistakable from winter. Winter starts just next month. 11 days to my mom’s bday therefore 8days ‘til getting paid and cannot wait.
Anyway my cousin and her husband are down with their child from the UK visiting my aunt. Quite buzy today which is good time is moving faster than. I hate it when time creeps. Second by second, minute by minute. At least if time flies I know I will accomplish something, instead of this constant dragging.
Well I have a short week this week bcoz of my surgery so I wont be at work on Friday but I will be waking up early nonetheless. But at least then it will be done. No pain no gain, hey! I will be free of moles on my face and back at least.
Hope you all enjoy the rest of your day 2 day!!!! Don’t work 2 hard either….lol :)
Anyway ciao for now
Chat more tomorrow!
From me Silver
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